(during the school day)

First Grade Boy: MISS CAITLIN. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU IN AFTERCARE. YOU NEED TO REMIND ME.

Me: Okay, I’ll remind you.

(during aftercare)

First Grade Boy: Miss Caitlin, I have to whisper something in your ear.

Me: Okay, tell me.

First Grade Boy: Miss Caitlin, guess what? My mommy and daddy are Santa and Mrs. Claus.

Me: Oh my goodness!

First Grade Boy: What do you want for Christmas? I’ll tell them so they can give it to you.