The Metaphor Girl

This is how I teach Hamlet.

And might I add how proud I am that I did all of this from memory? I guess it helps that I’ve studied Hamlet approximately eighty bajillion times. But I just have so much fun explaining it, because the kids are all like “dude, Shakespeare’s boring” and I’m like “HOW CAN IT BE BORING?! LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED!!”