Man: “What direction this ride?”

Me: (thinking) North? South? wtf I do not have a compass.

Me: (aloud) “It’s a slow moving tram ride.”

Man: “What direction this ride?”

Me: “…Slow?”

Man: “WHAT DIRECTION THIS RIDE?”

Me: “Well, this is the entrance, so you walk through the line, and then you get to the loading dock-”

Man: “HOW LONG THIS RIDE??”

Me: “Twenty-two minutes?”

*ten minutes later*

Me: “DURATION HE MEANT DURATION.”