Just look at this little tater tot. (at The Dollhouse)
reblogging because I forgot to mention that my unicorn is named Captain Honeybunch.
Monthly Archives: October 2014
the hideously awkward moment when you’re the A in Tarzan and you open your mouth only to find YOU CAN’T REMEMBER YOUR LINES
Seriously I do this show about ten times a day WHY DID THIS HAPPEN
Oh my god there are like five people on my vehicle wearing sunglasses wtf why.
Of course my vehicle has a low battery horn.
And of course the reset button is right next to the “don’t ever touch this” button.
We’re going to play a game, kids, it’s called “close your eyes and hope for the best.”
The maintenance override button? Because I totally accidentally pressed that one in once when looking for the low battery silence button. Lolz.
Oh my god I came so close to pressing it. Like I literally was like “LET’S JUST TRY THIS” and I ended up pressing the right one.
The other option was the pilot light test button, which I feel would be pretty awful to pick too.
(dramatic reenactment.)
oh my GOD a maintenance guy left his coffee cup in the Casablanca scene IT IS JUST SITTING THERE OH MY GOD
Update: we had to wait until we were closed to go get it. I closed ADB, so I never saw if anyone came. OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS STILL THERE TOMORROW.
WHAT NO YOU’RE KIDDING
THERE WAS A COFFEE CUP. IT WAS “HIDDEN” BEHIND THE TRUNKS BEHIND INGRID AND BOGEY.
I DIED. I’M STILL DEAD.
I kind of hope it’s still there tomorrow.
Unrelated: I’m laughing because if any of your followers have never been to Disney World and they’re seeing the coffee cup post they’re probably really confused BUT NO THAT SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN. EVER.
OH MY GOD THE COFFEE CUP
I WISH I COULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE
BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COFFEE CUP
IN CASABLANCA
oh my GOD a maintenance guy left his coffee cup in the Casablanca scene IT IS JUST SITTING THERE OH MY GOD
Update: we had to wait until we were closed to go get it. I closed ADB, so I never saw if anyone came. OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS STILL THERE TOMORROW.
god bless the inventor of the tee shirt dress.
Because it’s a tee shirt, but it’s long.
So no pants!
There’s a Jedi master at JTA that I haven’t seen before and he is ADORBSSSSS. It’s basically like if Kristoff became a Jedi master and I fell in love instantly.
I now refer to him as Jedi Kristoff. He joins the illustrious ranks of Jedi Pleakley, Jedi Wonderful Beard Man, Jedi Marian, Jedi Blonde Lady Who Hates Children, Jedi Actual Mace Windu, and Jedi McHeeeeeeey.
Sometimes I cry because I miss teaching and I miss directing and I miss my students so much. They were my kids and I love them and I wish I could have stayed. I wish I could have directed more shows with them. I wish there could have been more Disney dances and inside jokes and crazy rehearsals that ended with me lying on the floor laughing like the mature adult I am.
I miss my babies.
The Metaphor Girl 