Alex is my favoritest person in the world and he painted my face to make me look like an ice queen!! What a great way to start my weekend. (And now I’m going to Target. Which is my favorite place.) (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
Monthly Archives: October 2014
BEST PART OF WORKING CONVENTIONS IS GETTING GLOWSTICKS. (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
today on this episode of “I can deny it no longer, I am small.”
I have to jump to get onto the ride vehicle. Like I put my hands on the sides and do this little preliminary hop before I have enough momentum to get to the driver’s seat.
This is embarrassing.
I Would Have Been On Time But I Had To Park In Guest Parking: A Tale of Tragedy from Disney’s Hollywood Studios
It’s just so awkward. Like I’m walking by all these people with fanny packs and tank tops being all like “pay no attention to the girl in black polyester mom pants and idiotic red hat, there’s nothing to see here…”
Gangster smells like popcorn and I don’t think that’s fair.
Can we talk about how this hat is my least favorite thing? #greatmovieride (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
Rocking my new #kristanna tee shirt, my @extrasweetbowtique Anna bow, my Frozen phone case, and absolutely no makeup on a post work Target run! I’m a happy (albeit slightly obsessed) girl. Also a guy totally stared at me taking a selfie. #nocaresgiven (at Target Orlando SW)
Update: I offered him a blanket in exchange and he still won’t give me the remote. Thanks, Hiccup. (at The Dollhouse)
UPDATE I FORGOT HE WAS UNDER THE BLANKET AND HE MOVED AND I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF
I keep forgetting that I made this my background on my computer so every time I minimize everything I laugh for like ten minutes.
The Metaphor Girl 