dragonescence:

themetaphorgirl:

“How was your day yesterday, Caitlin?”

“A lady walked into my hand while I was gesturing and my fingers went up her nose. So that pretty much sums it up.”

Dude. I bet nothing fazes you anymore.

I have encountered so much downright stupidity at Disney that now when weird things happen I’m just like “heh, I can’t wait to put this on tumblr…”

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

okay fun story time

when I was teaching my students learned that I would answer faster if they called for “mommy.”

so conversations would go like this:

student: “Ms. T?”

student: “Ms. T?”

student: “Ms. T?”

student: “Mommy?”

me: “yes, baby, what do you need?”

it was great.

in honor of Star Tours’s 25th anniversary, I shall now share my favorite Star Tours story.

It’s a classic.

So the gate agent was checking the cabin and whatnot, “pull on the yellow strap,” all that jazz, and a lady had her backpack on, and the gate agent was like “ma’am, your bag has to go under your seat.”

And the woman looked confused and horrified, and said “baby go under seat?”

And lo and behold, she take the backpack off and turns it around…

AND THERE IS A BABY.

Baby did not go under seat. Baby and mother were hastily escorted out for a rider swap.

But now it is a custom amongst us spaceport agents to yell “baby under seat?” at each other. It’s like our traditional greeting. To which the proper reply is “Ehhh, together, family!”

Happy 25th, Star Tours!! I have loved my past year and a half being part of the spaceport and I am so proud to be part of the Star Wars legacy. Here’s to 25 more years of launching into hyperspace! #flight1401 #88789 #howdowegetbacktoourstartoursterminal #startours #starwars (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

I am under my sheets and my comforter.

And the quilt my beloved Kivrin made for my birthday.

And my monogrammed Frozen blanket.

AND I AM STILL COLD.

DEAR SWEET BABY JEBUS, I THOUGHT I LIVED IN FLORIDA.