Aries – they really don’t like working. they’d rather just sleep. they do it just so they can brag about getting 100% on a test you failed and rub it in your face.
Taurus – they struggle to find balance in nearly every situation and that makes them feel stupid. they can’t seem to function independently no matter how hard they try.
Gemini – they only talk shit to seem cool. deep down, they just want to seem intimidating so no one fucks with them.
Cancer – they cry less than you’d expect. they do it mentally for the most part. they want you to think they’re inferior so they can surprise you by revealing their true form, which is the actually the evilest thing ever.
Leo – sweet when they want to be and surprisingly not self absorbed assholes for the most part. in fact a lot of them are super insecure but mask it with false pride. you’re welcome.
Virgo – they dont think they’re perfect. actually, they envy everyone else around them. they like you to think they love themselves so they don’t seem insecure, because they hate it when people judge.
Libra – is actually scared to flirt and put themselves out there. they’re pretty bland but wanna make it seem like they aren’t by making bold choices. true sweethearts, though.
Scorpio – they’re not that evil. they like you to think so, but they are kind of chicken shits and won’t do much if you anger them except cry about it in secrecy at home.
Sagittarius – they aren’t that in love with the concept of never settling down. they like the idea of not being tied down, but at the same time they really want to find the right one.
Capricorn – they feel inadequate a lot. they work really hard to prove to everyone they’re capable of handling things on their own but they could really use some help. they’ll deny every time you offer, though.
Aquarius – isn’t as weird as you’d hope for them to be. they feel like they have to live up to the mystery but in reality they’re honestly pretty normal and are in touch with their emotions. they just don’t want you to know that.
Pisces – they actually aren’t happy all the time, they’re actually unhappy a lot. everyone always fucks pisces over but they keep smiling cause they don’t want to seem boring to be around. libra x2
Monthly Archives: March 2015
WHAT THE SIGNS ARE ALLERGIC TO
Aries: Sitting still
Taurus: Dieting
Gemini: Silence
Cancer: Action Movies
Leo: Virgin Drinks
Virgo: G E R M S
Libra: Knock-offs
Scorpio: Abstinence
Sagittarius: Commitment
Capricorn: Vacations
Aquarius: Decaffeinated Coffee
Pisces: Responsibility

Sometimes when life is rough, a care package from home can make everything better. #mysisterisbestsister #myfirsttsumtsum (at The Dollhouse)
astrolology
aries: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
taurus: uwu
gemini: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
cancer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
leo: ★~(◠‿◕✿)
virgo: ಠ_ಠ
libra: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻
scorpio: (⊙‿⊙✿)
sagittarius: ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* (◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
capricorn: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
aquarius: (☞゚∀゚)☞
pisces: (◡‿◡✿)
The “You Fuck With One of Us, You Fuck With All of Us” Squad
- Hufflepuff
- Slytherin
ARIES: find a patch of sweet smelling grass to lay down in. breathe. you are what you love not who loves you.
TAURUS: eat ice cream and make bad puns. try to taste the clouds, you can do everything if you just put some effort into it.
GEMINI: create and don’t be afraid. you are a technological virtuoso. make yourself laugh more.
CANCER: there is comfort at the bottom of the swimming pool. swim away from everything that makes you feel like you are drowning.
LEO: take care of yourself. eat fruits and sleep with stuffed animals. dream of flying, because you’re almost there.
VIRGO: wear flowers in your hair and let strangers compliment you. you are beautiful. do what makes you feel alive.
LIBRA: stay hydrated and buy things that lighten the burden on your shoulders. expel the feeling of anger from your system.
SCORPIO: kiss yourself cause you’re so pretty. go to a party and try not to get drunk. give the world a chance.
SAGITTARIUS: look at the ink stains on your hands and know that you have worked yourself to where you are now. be proud. fall asleep to new music. everything is only going to get better from here.
CAPRICORN: stay as bright as you are. you are a comet child. let your heart sing your favorite song, don’t be afraid of singing the words wrong.
AQUARIUS: write out every bad thing of everyday. it won’t change anything but find solace in crumpled up paper and coffee stains. you must learn to move on. but it will be for the better. remember that.
PISCES: count the candles on your birthday cake and know you are brighter and more brilliant than every single one of them. surround yourself with warm coffee and soft voices saying “i love you.” hold on to my hand, you are not lost.
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great now i feel million times less safe with a deadbolt
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Guys, deadbolts aren’t totally safe. This is just one of several ways I’ve seen them opened (via YouTube videos). If you really want to be safe, consider investing in a flip-latch.
You can pick them up at ACE hardware (or any other hardware store), and you install them on the inside of the door on the doorframe. They flip and lock really tight (you typically have to lean your weight into the door to secure it) and they can’t be opened from the outside as far as I know.
Another reason I will never sleep easy in a hotel for the rest of my life.
The signs turn ons
Aries: roughness
Taurus: candels/baths
Gemini: smile
Cancer: sensitivity
Leo: BDSM
Virgo: ass grabbing
Libra: well dressed/hygiene
Scorpio: hickeys
Sagittarius: backs
Capricorn: hands
Aquarius: nice perfume/cologne
Pisces: jawlines
THE SIGNS AS ELECTRA HEART ARCHETYPES
Aries: Homewrecker
Taurus: Housewife
Gemini: Homewrecker
Cancer: Housewife
Leo: Beauty Queen
Virgo: Beauty Queen
Libra: Beauty Queen
Scorpio: Teen Idle
Sagittarius: Homewrecker
Capricorn: Teen Idle
Aquarius: Teen Idle
Pisces: Housewife
ARIES
this is no fairy tale. you are doubting and dangerous and a bleeding mass of sea foam that someone made the mistake of loving. falling is no sweet ocean, my dear, and the knives on your feet will not kiss you softly.TAURUS
you are not forgotten.GEMINI
start a collection. find seashells, find sunsets, find bone pieces and keep them stored in a matchbox. bite down deep into your tongue, taste the blood running.CANCER
you never did let her kill you, but the sentiment still stands.LEO
i have drunk up the sea, the sky, all the water and the blood. for you. i couldn’t help it, though. the colour was just so perfect, so happy, i wanted it to become me, be inside of me. i needed it, oh baby oh baby oh baby.VIRGO
you are less so a person than a document of the bruising mouth.LIBRA
there are no gods, my darling, there is no night. there is only your hand in mine and the tenderest call of sleep. maybe when we wake up you will taste different, of springwater and ash, and not of the sea.SCORPIO
i hope this is love. i hope that when you wrap your arms around me you feel the thrum of cities, the call of armies, the gathering of empires. loving you is carved into the very pillars of the altar, and cults dance frenzies to you in the night.SAGITTARIUS
somewhere between the cold dark earth and the glistening forever, i can taste you rot.CAPRICORN
i can’t sleep for fear of missing you, but i know the only way i can see you again is if the nightmares creep on slick. loving you was a mistake, a jaundice, veins cracking at midnight but oh god you could kiss.AQUARIUS
lose the bloodstains, baby. i can see right through you.PISCES
then stop cutting me open, sweetheart.