Monthly Archives: April 2015

the signs as types of fanfiction

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Aries: unrealistic af
Taurus: really planned out fanfic but abandoned halfway through
Gemini: 90% dialogue
Cancer: it’s just v sad ok
Leo: high school AU
Virgo: literally no dialogue come on
Libra: it won’t get to the point and will spend like four chapters describing a tree
Scorpio: smut
Sagittarius: fluffy af
Aquarius: really fucking weird and unexpected plot twists
Capricorn: forgets that grammar is a thing
Pisces: everyone dies at the end. even if it’s smut.

the zodiac signs as phobias

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Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering

Do you like traveling? What other states/countries have you been to?

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I like traveling if I’m with someone who knows what they’re doing/where they’re going!! I love flying and road trips, but going to another place where I don’t know where I’m going or I’m afraid I might offend someone’s culture makes me so so so anxious.

I haven’t traveled extensively, though. I’ve been to NYC once (when I realized I would be a terrible city dweller) and I’ve been to England, Wales, and France. Wales especially was so incredibly beautiful!!

becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!

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lilypotterr:

The signs as anime stereotypes

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aries: the shounen protagonist
taurus: the tsundere that says “EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!” to everything
gemini: the innocent-looking shota that is actually a little shit
cancer: screams “ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!”
leo: senpai
virgo: team mom
libra: gets late at school with a loaf of bread in the mouth
scorpio: the sports anime rival
sagittarius: cherry tree
capricorn: shitty anime dad
aquarius: the magical girl’s mascot
pisces: sits in the back of the classroom next to the window

I once taught an entire class wearing Hogwarts robes from the lost and found box because it was freezing in my library…

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feistypaants:

oh my gosh BLESS YOU those kids probably felt like they were in HP for just a moment there !!!

I also used to wear high heels to work in an attempt to look like A Grown Up…

…then we would start after school rehearsals and I would be barefoot with my hair held up in a pencil.

(I miss teaching my class and I miss my kids and I miss directing but I don’t miss the politics of schools.)

HOLY SHIT YOU MET DARREN CRISS, THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

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I DID!!! I DID AND IT WAS MAGICAL!!!!

it was literally a split second of me recognizing him and trying not to be obvious that I recognized him (because I could get in serious trouble for mooning over a celebrity while I’m working, and also because he’s on vacation and I don’t want to be a dick) but I smiled at him and said “hi, welcome to the Great Movie Ride” and he smiled and said thanks and walked into the entrance and IT WAS A MAGICAL MOMENT.

If I ever meet him for real I’m going to be like “I once nearly peed myself when you came to my work.”