My parents sent me a care package that included an old (barely started) scrapbook that had some pretty killer pictures of baby me. I also feel the need to add that this was a jumpsuit, not a dress. #90schild

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

I have been in gangster since 7:30 this morning and I REALLY NEED COFFEE so if anyone wants to bring me a venti iced caramel macchiato that’d be great k thank

I JUST REALIZED I HAD MY SHIRT BUTTONED WRONG ALL DAY OH MY GODDDD

2Aug2015

hey just wondering where the ‘chances’ quote you used in an answer recently- you said it was your senior quote- is from? love it, it sounds like lemony snicket to me but i can’t be sure

Posted in books by themetaphorgirl

Yes indeed it is!! It’s from The Carnivorous Carnival.

1Aug2015

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

themetaphorgirl:

I’m sitting in gangster right now. It’s wonderful. So wonderful. Sure, the shows can be exhausting (ALL THE RUNNING IN HEELS!! ALL THE SHOOTING OF FIREARMS!!) but right now there’s a delay on the track so I’m just camping out.

Now we’re singing the Rugrats theme song. It’s magical.