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So last night Hiccup tried to eat part of a Starburst jelly bean bag and started choking.

First I freaked out a little bit.

Then I turned to my friend and said “HOW DO YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A CAT?!”

Then I lol’d.

(He was fine. I don’t even know if it was the wrapper; he was eating his kitty kibble and running around in the kitchen and I think the excitement was getting to him. He wheezed like six times and then was fine.)

(Although I did dream last night that he kept eating pen caps.)

this is how people react when I leave bagels in my purse until theyturn to hockey pucks

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hurricanedanax replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

Darling Caitlin, you are my favorite.

lemonpaperfingers replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

Purse food does confundle the thought processes. I once found a poptart. It was no longer a poptart.

klemonademouth replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

this is why I follow you.

thadthewarbler replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

OMG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS

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Listening to the Fantasmic! soundtrack makes me homesick

I miss the smell of the pyro and the spray of the water when you sit too close and the noise and counting how many torches on the canoes actually lit up during that show and waving when the riverboat goes by.

*sigh*

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kivrinengle replied to your post: kivrinengle replied to your post: This series…

GRAURGH YES. The stupid freaking PIANO and the FAINTING and the WEEPING and the JADSKHOG AHSKJDBALK. I need to go hit something now.

ELSIE DINSMORE: MOST NOTABLE PANSY SINCE THE LATE 19th CENTURY.

Geez, I was like “JESUS WON’T CARE IF YOU PLAY THE PIANO ON A SUNDAY, ELSIE. JUST PLAY THE STUPID THING INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING THERE TILL YOU PASS OUT. GOD.”