GOOD NEWS:

Kurt’s six-layer rainbow birthday cake is awesome and delicious.

BAD NEWS:

It’s too tall to fit under the cake dome.

DEAR GOD WHAT DO I DO?

thank you.

They’re all different kinds, too.

It’s like the time I was in the shower and realized there were five different razors and I was just like…what?

I’m doing God’s work here! Yesterday I kicked two nekkid people out of a garden!

–Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock (oh, how I love this show…)

I didn’t know how to stop eating my York peppermint patty pieces.

The bag fell off the couch.

Problem solved.

(I am a new kind of lazy.)

What I Should Be Doing:

-Unpacking my stuff from job #1 and packing up for job #2.

-Eating. Possibly a Grilled Cheesus.

-Putting dinner in the crockpot.

-Cleaning and unpacking.

What I Am Doing:

-laughing at gifs

I AM A TERRIBLE ADULT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM COVERED IN HIVES.

HIVES.

HIVES, EVERYWHERE.

HAVING FORTY-SEVEN ALLERGIES SUCKS LIKE AN ORECK.

HIIIIIIVES.