OH, CRUNK MONKEYS.

I can’t finish my cake tonight because I don’t have powdered sugar for the frosting. And I’m not gonna drag myself out to the grocery story at effing 10:53 at night.

TAKE THAT, CAKE I’M TAKING TO THE OSCAR PARTY TOMORROW.

On the upside, it’s a butter cake with key lime filling and vanilla buttercream frosting.

So there’s that.

I have to go to work. But I am SO GOING TO WATCH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHEN I GET HOME.

Best movie ever.

I’m still put out that Tangled didn’t get nominated for Best Animated Picture, but at least I can root for HTTYD.

Pixar, I love you and Toy Story 3 was awesome and I would love to have your babies, but let someone else win for a change, mmkay?

Miss Vesper Holly has the digestive talents of a goat and the mind of a chess master. She is familiar with half a dozen languages and can swear fluently in all of them. She understands the use of a slide rule but prefers doing calculations in her head. She does not hesitate to risk life and limb- mine as well as her own. No doubt she has other qualities as yet undiscovered. I hope not.

–Lloyd Alexander, The Illyrian Adventure