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Omg!!! I sang in the candlelight processional over thanksgiving break! (This is at Disney world, right?) it was amazing but at one point I felt like I was gonna pass out lol

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Yes indeed!!! I absolutely LOVE singing in Candlelight; this was my first year and I hope I make it in the cast choir next year.

But yeah. Hydration is key for candlelight. Hydration and not having the flu.

Random car selfie (from my Iron Giant movie night) to commemorate the end of the year. This was a year for me to be selfish, to do what I wanted without worrying about what people thought about me. And do you know what? People like me. Just because I’m me. It’s such a small thing, but it makes such a big impact. And this year is going to be a good one. It’s going to be the year I come into my own. I’m excited. (And if somebody wants to ask me out on a date this year, I may very well say yes.)

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yes hi hello stopping by to say I am still alive but barely

holidays at Disney are no joke

working six days a week. many of the hours. much tired. wow.

Things I have experienced in the past few weeks:

-got pushed right in the firearm by a small child

-emergency stopped my vehicle during three different shows because adults think it’s cool to stand up and lean over the side to take pictures

-parking for two weeks at the motherfucking ESPN complex and taking the bus to the park is a thing. oh, and none of the morons working the parking lot work for Disney so it’s a free for all. (seriously, they forgot to leave a lane for cars to exit)

-the park opens at 8 every day, except for the one day it opened at 7

-a lady thought Indiana Jones was the Ten Commandments

-a pigeon got stuck inside the queue and couldn’t get out so it just sat there pooping

-i passed out in the tree during candlelight and had to awkwardly get off the stage

-i then found out the next day I have the flu and that’s why I fainted

-lost my voice completely and had to squawk and cough through my shows

-a guest had a temper tantrum because they were 45 minutes early for their fastpass BUT THEY KNEW IT WAS AS EIGHT BECAUSE THEY WENT TO THE OSBORNE LIGHTS FIRST (no I don’t understand that logic either)

-and a guy got arrested for punching a stormtrooper god bless and merry christmas

I’m gettin’ nothin’ for Christmas,
Squid and Beans are so mad,
I’m gettin’ nothin’ for Christmas,
‘cause I’ve been nothin’ but bad
#greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi #christmasinthealley #astheanubisdoorturns (at The Great Movie Ride)