ESFJ: Rockin’ Rollercoaster
INTP: Spaceship Earth
ISTJ: Matterhorn
ENTP: Indiana Jones
ISFP: The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Undersea Adventure
INFP: Peter Pan’s Flight
ESFP: Great Movie Ride
ESTP: California Screamin’
ENTJ: Soarin’
ESTJ: Mickey’s Fun Wheel
INTJ: Haunted Mansion
ENFP: Big Thunder Mountain
ISTP: Tower of Terror
INFJ: It’s a Small World
ISFJ: Mad Tea Party
ENFJ: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Author Archives: themetaphorgirl
the signs texting
starts a conversation then never replies: SAGITTARIUS, libra
takes like 5 years to text back: capricorn, aries, aquarius
reads ur message but forgets to reply: taurus, pisces, cancer, leo
starts a conversation and tries to make it last: virgo, gemini, scorpio
I don’t date I…
Fuck: Scorpio, Libra, Aries
Make friends and then fall in love with them: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
Forget to be social anywhere but the internet: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus
So my son has two favorite TV shows now- Futurama and So You Think You Can Dance. (We totally want Jaja to win.)
signs response to ‘i love you’
okay: capricorn, virgo, scorpio
i love you too: aries, cancer, pisces
i love me too: gemini, leo, sagittarius
*nervous chuckle*: taurus, libra, aquarius
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
- earn rewards by taking polls
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- how to save money
- How to Balance a Check Book
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- how to avoid a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- how to pick a major
- how to avoid a hangover
- how to interview for a job
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
- Traveling for Cheap
- Travel Accessories
- The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
- How To Read A Map
- How to Apply For A Passport
- How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
- how to quit smoking
- how to knit
- how to stop biting your nails
- how to stop procrastinating
- how to stop skipping breakfast
- how to stop micromanaging
- how to stop avoiding asking for help
- how to stop swearing constantly
- how to stop being a pushover
- learn another language
- how to improve your self-esteem
- how to sew
- learn how to embroider
- how to love yourself
- 100 tips for life
Getting sent home with no voice put a slight damper in my plans, but I didn’t miss the train to Hogwarts, right?? (at Hogwarts Express from Kings Cross Station – Universal Studios Florida)
The Signs as The Holy Trinity of 21st century Marketing
Shrek: Leo, Gemini, Pisces, Taurus
Frozen: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Scorpio
Minions: Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aries
NO I WANNA BE SHREK GOD DAMMIT
Seven hours down, eight to go, and I sound like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Thank goodness for hot tea. (Also, I’ve made four kids cry so far today.) #greatmovieride #astheanubisdoorturns #thelittlestmugsi (at Gangster Alley)
I love my job. (at Gangster Alley)
The Metaphor Girl 