It is both exciting and disconcerting to see your sister on promotional material. #jackiethepanda #sisterpanda #akaicon2015 (at Franklin Marriott Cool Springs)
Author Archives: themetaphorgirl
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
The role I was destined to play. #butts #tinabelcher #bobsburgers #cosplay #costume #akaicon2015 (at Franklin Marriott Cool Springs)
“Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What’s your name?” “Peter Pan.” “Is that all?” “Yes.” “I’m so sorry.” #wendydarling #cosplay #costume #peterpan #wendy #akaicon2015 (at Franklin Marriott Cool Springs)
Wendy and Esmerelda are ready to go!!! #akaicon2015 (at Franklin Marriott Cool Springs)
one of the strangest things about visiting at home is showering with the door closed.
because at home I have a very smol cat who SCRATCHES AND CRIES when mommy goes into the strange water room so the door stays open so he can come in and out to check on me.
he likes to sit on the toilet tank and meow at me to make sure I’m still alive.
Ten hours in a car. One majestic stop for Cracker Barrel. Countless singalongs, audiobook chapters, and one episode of Welcome to Night Vale. So many fruit snacks. @skipperkimberly and I had the greatest road trip ever and we’ve made it to Nashvile!! (at Nashville TN)
Who is your precious cinnamon roll?
My precious cinnamon roll? themetaphorgirl.
I AM BRI’S PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL.
THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED IN LIFE!!!
My parents sent me a care package that included an old (barely started) scrapbook that had some pretty killer pictures of baby me. I also feel the need to add that this was a jumpsuit, not a dress. #90schild
I have been in gangster since 7:30 this morning and I REALLY NEED COFFEE so if anyone wants to bring me a venti iced caramel macchiato that’d be great k thank
I JUST REALIZED I HAD MY SHIRT BUTTONED WRONG ALL DAY OH MY GODDDD
The Metaphor Girl 