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I am so excited to officially say that this month I’m starting the next chapter of my Disney story and joining the most notorious crime family Hollywood has never known! Soon you can find me shooting out red lights and stealing priceless jewels. #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramfam #thelittlestmugsi (at The Great Movie Ride)

Ethan was teasing me because I was bemoaning the lack of How to Train Your Dragon merchandise for girls or anyone over the age of twelve BUT JOKE IS ON HIM I AM SO PRETTY IN MY TEE SHIRT MEANT FOR TEN YEAR OLD BOYS. (at The Dollhouse)

Sometimes your sister goes through boxes in the garage and texts you pictures of your childhood toys and you suddenly have a lot of feelings. (That plush of Duchess from the Aristocats is from my first Disney trip when I was five!!)