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great now i feel million times less safe with a deadbolt
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Guys, deadbolts aren’t totally safe. This is just one of several ways I’ve seen them opened (via YouTube videos). If you really want to be safe, consider investing in a flip-latch.
You can pick them up at ACE hardware (or any other hardware store), and you install them on the inside of the door on the doorframe. They flip and lock really tight (you typically have to lean your weight into the door to secure it) and they can’t be opened from the outside as far as I know.
Another reason I will never sleep easy in a hotel for the rest of my life.
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The signs turn ons
Aries: roughness
Taurus: candels/baths
Gemini: smile
Cancer: sensitivity
Leo: BDSM
Virgo: ass grabbing
Libra: well dressed/hygiene
Scorpio: hickeys
Sagittarius: backs
Capricorn: hands
Aquarius: nice perfume/cologne
Pisces: jawlines
THE SIGNS AS ELECTRA HEART ARCHETYPES
Aries: Homewrecker
Taurus: Housewife
Gemini: Homewrecker
Cancer: Housewife
Leo: Beauty Queen
Virgo: Beauty Queen
Libra: Beauty Queen
Scorpio: Teen Idle
Sagittarius: Homewrecker
Capricorn: Teen Idle
Aquarius: Teen Idle
Pisces: Housewife
ARIES
this is no fairy tale. you are doubting and dangerous and a bleeding mass of sea foam that someone made the mistake of loving. falling is no sweet ocean, my dear, and the knives on your feet will not kiss you softly.TAURUS
you are not forgotten.GEMINI
start a collection. find seashells, find sunsets, find bone pieces and keep them stored in a matchbox. bite down deep into your tongue, taste the blood running.CANCER
you never did let her kill you, but the sentiment still stands.LEO
i have drunk up the sea, the sky, all the water and the blood. for you. i couldn’t help it, though. the colour was just so perfect, so happy, i wanted it to become me, be inside of me. i needed it, oh baby oh baby oh baby.VIRGO
you are less so a person than a document of the bruising mouth.LIBRA
there are no gods, my darling, there is no night. there is only your hand in mine and the tenderest call of sleep. maybe when we wake up you will taste different, of springwater and ash, and not of the sea.SCORPIO
i hope this is love. i hope that when you wrap your arms around me you feel the thrum of cities, the call of armies, the gathering of empires. loving you is carved into the very pillars of the altar, and cults dance frenzies to you in the night.SAGITTARIUS
somewhere between the cold dark earth and the glistening forever, i can taste you rot.CAPRICORN
i can’t sleep for fear of missing you, but i know the only way i can see you again is if the nightmares creep on slick. loving you was a mistake, a jaundice, veins cracking at midnight but oh god you could kiss.AQUARIUS
lose the bloodstains, baby. i can see right through you.PISCES
then stop cutting me open, sweetheart.
the signs as “cliche characteristics” of TV show characters
Aries: the leader,or one in charge, who is strong for everyone else
Taurus: the quiet one: always contemplating how to kill the others if needed be
Gemini: the weak bitch who’s never down with what’s happening
Cancer: the badass who always looks semi pissed off
Leo: the one with an incredible physique
Virgo: the cute one who’s genuinely a good person all around
Libra: the sarcastic asshole who’s mostly quiet all the time
Scorpio: the one always questioning the leader and trying to become the leader themselves
Sagittarius: the one that no one expects to be intelligent, but usually is the smartest one there
Capricorn: the comic relief who uses their humor to hide that they’re dying inside
Aquarius: the cold detached one that’s actually a sweet, cutie patootie once they’ve trusted someone
Pisces: the hopeless romantic always looking for new love

Hiccup is not nearly as interested in making flower crowns as I am. #hiccupthecat #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)
Best of Friends:
Aries + Sagittarius
Taurus + Virgo
Gemini + Libra
Cancer + Scorpio
Virgo + Capricorn
Aquarius + PiscesLeo doesn’t get a best friend
the signs as mythical creatures
Aries: Dragon / easily angered, they inspire fear and awe. if provoked, they’re a fearsome enemy. behind all that raw power, they’re still also sharp as a tack. they’re naturally born powerful and fierce.
Taurus: Elf / very respected creatures, often bound to the earth,…
I need to get up and get myself some dinner but there’s a kitten asleep on my leg and I don’t have the heart to move him…maybe if I just inch away slowly…
the signs as the Belcher kids
Gene: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra
Louise: Taurus, Leo, Pisces, Aquarius
Tina: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn