Hiccup is rather alarmed to find a mini version of himself on his back. #hiccupthecat #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)
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If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
Can we talk about how unfortunate it can be when you have normal glasses and sunglasses at the same time? (and then add 3D glasses on top of that; then I really look like a weirdo.) (at Streets of America)
I got to see my favorite robotics prodigy today!! He was super impressed by my tee shirt. #bighero6 #bigherosix #hirohamada (at Hiro’s Garage)
the security guard at bag check at Studios asked if I was turning sixteen god bless
Strawberry shortcake is (almost) better than birthday cake. #thisiswhyimfat #dietstartsontuesday (at Storybook Treats)
Peter was not excited about getting a hug from a girl. But he suffered through it. #noitsokayimsecretlywendy (at Adventureland)
#ERMERGERD #PERXIEDERST #wendyisconcerned (at Peter Pan’s Flight)
“But Peter…how do we get to Neverland?” (at Peter Pan’s Flight)
#wendymoiraangeladarling #lifegoals (at Peter Pan’s Flight)
The Metaphor Girl 