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And then you’ve got rhinos and shit charging your trainee!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT, FELICIA? What do you do, get a broom and whack at it?

Caleb, talking about training at Kilimanjaro Safaris. (Also apparently a guest has been blacklisted for punching a giraffe in the face. That is a thing that has happened.)
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my name / its meaning [x]:

Caitlin (Irish): pure

Elizabeth (Hebrew): pledged to God

Chinese zodiac [x]:

Animal: Rabbit

Element: Fire

celtic zodiac [x]: Rowan (the Thinker)

myers-briggs type indicator [x]: INFJ

the four temperaments [x]: Phlegmatic

enneagram [x]: Tie between Type 2 (the Helper) and Type 3 (the Achiever)

soul type [x]:  the Sage

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#37: What’s your favorite swear word?

Probably fuckshit. All one word. Also, ass is funny.

#65: Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

I actually don’t know? I don’t gravitate towards dramatic movies usually, plus it’s early in the morning, so nothing is springing to mind. All that’s coming to mind for some reason is Hugo. Is Hugo a dramatic movie? I should come up with a more impressive answer.

#98: Do you have any scars?

One in my left eyebrow from getting hit in the face in the sixth grade (my glasses lens cut me up and I got stitches). One on my knee from a set strike incident. A chicken pox scar on my cheek. And a tiny one on my knuckle…from getting my hand stuck in a mixer.

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so I had a super precious little girl in my row one yesterday (probably about seven or so) who lost her MIND when we into Oz, she was just that excited. And when the witch came out she shook her little finger at her and screamed “YOU GET AWAY FROM HER” and I just couldn’t even. I gave her a high five and thanked her for saving me from the witch and her little face just lit up.