Ew. #startours #disneycastmember (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
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It was a successful day in the Magic Kingdom for the #mediatourguides @kgill222 (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)
I tried to take a glamorous princess picture in front of the castle. And then @kgill222 happened and I look like an excited rabbit instead. #iamnotphotogenic (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)
I don’t often get to rock my Rachel Berry coat in Florida, but it’s only 50 degrees! Luckily #festivaloffantasy and @kgill222 are totally worth braving the cold. 😊 (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)
#tbt to the time I met my future (and somehow taller?) self. #cinderella #cosplay #mnsshp #wdw #disney (at Princess Fairytale Hall)
Oh, hat. You’ve seen me through some interesting times. Like when I got screamed at during Frozen fireworks. And when I got screamed at during Block Party Bash. And when I projectile bled during High School Musical 3. But now it’s time for us to part, and I’m fine with that. #movethathat2k15 #byefelicia (at Sorcerer’s Hat)
I laugh every time I think of these. (at The Great Movie Ride)
It only took me six months to put it on, but I finally have my one year pin on my nametag! (As modeled by Captain Honeybunch.) #disneycastmember #disneycm #unicornsilovethem (at The Dollhouse)
one of my favorite coworkers collected a bunch of her favorite guest moments over the holiday weeks and I got her permission to post these. And thank goodness, because they’re hilarious and I want to share them.
80 year old woman: “Oh, I’m so sorry I’m late, I was shaking my thang over at the dance party.”
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10 year old boy: “I think I’ll go to the dark side because I kind of want to kill my little brother.”
his extremely confused little brother: “Wait.. What?”
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very responsible mother: “Here’s my stroller, you’ll leave it at the exit of the ride?”
coworker: “Yes, but ma’am I need you to please take your child from the stroller.”
very responsible mother: “Oh no it’s ok, I trust you, we’ll be back after the ride.”
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12 year old girl in the front row: “Ohh, so Tarzan had abs. See mom, that’s why he’s my favorite.”
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10 year old boy: “Yeah, I didn’t want to go on this ride because I wanted to have some time away from my siblings”
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7 year old boy (as he ran straight into the line when we’d been open for 15 minutes): “The Great Movie Ride!! I love this ride!!”
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18 year old girl :“Wait.. Who is Dick Van Dyke? I’ve never even heard of him, he can’t be that famous.”
25 38 random one of your choice :)
25: My idea of a perfect date
Hm…I haven’t been on a lot of dates (the ex wasn’t much of a romantic). Hm…I’d say…going out and doing something fun, like going on a laid back trip to Magic Kingdom or Epcot or going minigolfing or going to a museum, and then going to dinner. And then maybe just going on a walk for a while.
38: My childhood career choice
Ballerina princess. Then I wanted to raise puppies. Then I wanted to be a ballerina again, then an actress. Now…I don’t know what on earth I want to do.
18: Most traumatic experience
Getting a spider thrown in my mouth when I was fifteen AHHHHHH.
