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Oh, hat. You’ve seen me through some interesting times. Like when I got screamed at during Frozen fireworks. And when I got screamed at during Block Party Bash. And when I projectile bled during High School Musical 3. But now it’s time for us to part, and I’m fine with that. #movethathat2k15 #byefelicia (at Sorcerer’s Hat)

one of my favorite coworkers collected a bunch of her favorite guest moments over the holiday weeks and I got her permission to post these. And thank goodness, because they’re hilarious and I want to share them.

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80 year old woman: “Oh, I’m so sorry I’m late, I was shaking my thang over at the dance party.”

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10 year old boy: “I think I’ll go to the dark side because I kind of want to kill my little brother.”
his extremely confused little brother: “Wait.. What?”

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very responsible mother: “Here’s my stroller, you’ll leave it at the exit of the ride?”
coworker: “Yes, but ma’am I need you to please take your child from the stroller.”
very responsible mother: “Oh no it’s ok, I trust you, we’ll be back after the ride.”

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12 year old girl in the front row: “Ohh, so Tarzan had abs. See mom, that’s why he’s my favorite.”

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10 year old boy: “Yeah, I didn’t want to go on this ride because I wanted to have some time away from my siblings” 

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7 year old boy (as he ran straight into the line when we’d been open for 15 minutes): “The Great Movie Ride!! I love this ride!!”

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18 year old girl :“Wait.. Who is Dick Van Dyke? I’ve never even heard of him, he can’t be that famous.”

25 38 random one of your choice :)

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25: My idea of a perfect date

Hm…I haven’t been on a lot of dates (the ex wasn’t much of a romantic). Hm…I’d say…going out and doing something fun, like going on a laid back trip to Magic Kingdom or Epcot or going minigolfing or going to a museum, and then going to dinner. And then maybe just going on a walk for a while.

38: My childhood career choice

Ballerina princess. Then I wanted to raise puppies. Then I wanted to be a ballerina again, then an actress. Now…I don’t know what on earth I want to do.

18: Most traumatic experience

Getting a spider thrown in my mouth when I was fifteen AHHHHHH.

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I was tagged by muse-ical-macchiato!!

What does your 2015 calendar (not your schedule, your actual, physical calendar) look like?

It’s a Disney princess one from my friend! I have Aurora for my birth month.

Settlers of Catan or Monopoly?

Monopoly, especially if it’s the Disney parks version.

Do you have a favourite pen/pencil that you like to use? Why?

I always use Sharpie pens, partially because I just like the feel of them and partially because I’m not allowed to use ballpoint pens anymore.

Do you wear glasses/contacts?

Both, but in the past year I’ve mostly worn my hideous glasses.

What’s the last anime/TV show you watched?

I’m currently rewatching 30 Rock for the fourth time.

Is there a weird thing you collect for basically no reason at all – it just sort of happened?

I never planned on collecting the Disney animator dolls, but so far I have Snow White, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Merida, Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, and Kristoff. How did that happen?