OH MY GOD THE COFFEE CUP
I WISH I COULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE
BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COFFEE CUP
IN CASABLANCA
Author Archives: themetaphorgirl
oh my GOD a maintenance guy left his coffee cup in the Casablanca scene IT IS JUST SITTING THERE OH MY GOD
Update: we had to wait until we were closed to go get it. I closed ADB, so I never saw if anyone came. OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS STILL THERE TOMORROW.
god bless the inventor of the tee shirt dress.
Because it’s a tee shirt, but it’s long.
So no pants!
There’s a Jedi master at JTA that I haven’t seen before and he is ADORBSSSSS. It’s basically like if Kristoff became a Jedi master and I fell in love instantly.
I now refer to him as Jedi Kristoff. He joins the illustrious ranks of Jedi Pleakley, Jedi Wonderful Beard Man, Jedi Marian, Jedi Blonde Lady Who Hates Children, Jedi Actual Mace Windu, and Jedi McHeeeeeeey.
Sometimes I cry because I miss teaching and I miss directing and I miss my students so much. They were my kids and I love them and I wish I could have stayed. I wish I could have directed more shows with them. I wish there could have been more Disney dances and inside jokes and crazy rehearsals that ended with me lying on the floor laughing like the mature adult I am.
I miss my babies.
Each of my doctors always tell me I’m a different height. I’ve gotten 5’2″, 5’3″, 5’3 1/2″, and 5’4″. My license says 5’4″, but I don’t even know if that’s accurate!
HEIGHTS ARE WEIRD.
A few months ago I went to a 4’7"-5’0" audition and they turned me away for being too tall. I literally called my mom going “MOM I AM TOO TALL FOR SOMETHING FOR ONCE.”
I wonder what a 14 year old you would blog about.. xD
Eighth grade, so…
Newsies.
Newsies.
Nothing but Newsies.
Oh my god. Nothing but Newsies.
I think I actually had a geocities Newsies site. Or tripod, or something.
I was obsessed with Newsies.
INTERESTING FACT: MY MOST PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD TOYS IS MY 16 YEAR OLD STUFFED BEAGLE I NAMED TOTO DURING MY OZ PHASE AND MY POOR, TORTURED, 14 YEAR OLD AMERICAN GIRL DOLL SALLY
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I HAD A STUFFED PIGLET THAT I ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED OPEN. MY MOM SEWED HIM BACK UP. NOW WE CALL HIM FRANKENPIGLET.
poor piglet.
Me: “Hiccup, is that a bug bite? Oh, wait, I think that’s a boy nipple.”
Hiccup: “Mom. I am going to kill you in your sleep.” (at The Dollhouse)
The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology
MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses
The Metaphor Girl 