Can we talk about how this hat is my least favorite thing? #greatmovieride (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
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Rocking my new #kristanna tee shirt, my @extrasweetbowtique Anna bow, my Frozen phone case, and absolutely no makeup on a post work Target run! I’m a happy (albeit slightly obsessed) girl. Also a guy totally stared at me taking a selfie. #nocaresgiven (at Target Orlando SW)
Update: I offered him a blanket in exchange and he still won’t give me the remote. Thanks, Hiccup. (at The Dollhouse)
UPDATE I FORGOT HE WAS UNDER THE BLANKET AND HE MOVED AND I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF
I keep forgetting that I made this my background on my computer so every time I minimize everything I laugh for like ten minutes.
upon entering the Fantasia scene
Kid #1: “Where are we? Is this a sewer?!? Are we in a sewer?!?”
Kid #2: “I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.”
Kid #1: “We’re in a sewer.”
a horror story from the great movie ride
So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.
An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.
Ummmm.
It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…
And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…
OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.
There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.
#neverforget
#peebag2014
That’s a wrap! It’s been a big week for me- two Not So Scary parties, Dapper Day, and Great Movie pRide day. I had a blast spending time with people I love like @skipperkimberly and @trademarkthecolorblue, and I am a lucky girl to live in this happy place surrounded by friends. (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
Going to the Great Movie Ride on my first program was absolutely a dream come true. Coming back was even better. I was lucky to have the amazing Jamie Kern as my first trainer, and then the absolutely wonderful Tracy Fox to be my mom the second time around (and JB for a day). I’m the girl with two handprints, and I couldn’t be happier or more blessed that I got a second time to come back to the movies. #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)
I am elderly and just worked all day and don’t think I can stay awake for the Great Movie Pride dinner, but here’s proof that I disneybounded as my favorite animatronic for the occasion. (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
The cast members who put down fireworks tape also made a tape Marshmallow. I can’t even. #frozen #iconpride (at Frozen Fireworks Spectacular)
The Metaphor Girl 