Aries: You’re a go-getter, you’re exciting, & your confidence is attractive.
Taurus: You’re funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.
Gemini: You’re hilarious, you’re interesting, & you’re different from other people.
Cancer: You’re sweet, you’re caring, & always know what to say.
Leo: You’re magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.
Virgo: You’re intelligent, sassy, and independent.
Libra: You have a nice booty, you’re cute as heck, and you’re naturally charming.
Scorpio: You’re sexy, you’re mysterious, and you’re absolutely fascinating.
Sagittarius: You’re wild, you’re fun, and you’re a really deep person.
Capricorn: You’re reliable, you’re stable, and you’re nurturing.
Aquarius: You’re intelligent, you’re attractive, and you’re different.
Pisces: You’re adorable, you have a kind heart, and you’re fun to talk to.

Wasn’t I just here? Pretty sure I was just here. #greatmovieride #disneycastmember #mummyshade (at The Great Movie Ride)

I found my car. #whydoweparkatepcot #iparkedhere14hoursago #byewonderslotseeyouin7hours (at Epcot – Walt Disney World)

Guys. Guys. We survived today. We’re all terribly slap happy. @flavurz_ov_rahn is pleased that he can squish poor @lcsence into the window. My accent is now so thick you can cut it with a knife. Leah and I can’t stop laughing about Babyhands McGee the Munchkin. And Ronnie has the quote of the night: “I just saw a man’s little green panties. I need to go home.” #slowmovingtramfam (at The Great Movie Ride)
notes from a 14 hour day
Seven hours down.
Seven shows completed.
I had to explain to a lady that the hat didn’t exist anymore, to which she responded “but my family told me to meet them there.”
I have eaten a hot pocket and a can of pineapple.
One of the munchkins has two tiny right hands instead of a right and a left and I can’t stop laughing.
I really want cheese fries.
also an elderly character attendant is sitting across the room from me reading a trashy romance novel.
update: I have five hours and fifteen minutes left
I am on show #9.
Greg farts like a dump truck and I got stuck with him at casting.
I tried eating healthy yogurt and it had the consistency of rubber cement so I sulked and ate a bag of Cadbury mini eggs instead.
I have received two compliments for being adorable and sounding like Minnie Mouse.
Leah and I can’t stop laughing about Dooneese Munchkin.
I am now Ronnie’s bubbe.
update again:
I have an hour and fifteen minutes left. I can do this.
I’m finishing out the night at front usher (the same place I started at 8 am!) so I filled my water bottle with an energy drink.
I turned on the work lights at casting instead of opening the doors.
I only did thirteen shows, so I didn’t break my record. 😦
My feet are literally swelling into my shoes.
I CAN DO THIS. I THINK.
Today is special…today I celebrate my first full year as a Movie Rider!! And I’m celebrating with a glorious 13.5 hour shift with my fantastic GMR family. #onceamovierider #slowmovingtramride #slowmovingtramfam #disneycastmember #greatmovieride #mediatourguide (at The Great Movie Ride)

Today is an almost 14 hour day. I have a bad case of Hermione hair (first year book version), I don’t have nearly enough coffee, I forgot my phone charger, and I am literally running holes into my shoes, but I made track talk again yesterday…and my name was spelled right!! #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
why the signs are sad
Aries: Is extremely independent so all they know is to pile way too much pressure on themselves. They end up doubting their own abilities and are often never comforted because they’re always perceived as energetic & optimistic.
Taurus: Everyone depends on them because of their trustworthy demeanour. This means they bear the burden of their own and other peoples issues. Because of their stable nature, changes/natural stress can result in crippling anxiety.
Gemini: Is determined to keep up their bubbly façade. They try drown their own issues out with good times & long talks so they’re never alone with their own thoughts. Nobody knows about the internal identity crisis that is destroying them from the inside out.
Cancer: Tearing themselves apart trying to decide what they want in life. They dwell on the past and constantly can’t decide between their resentments and their fears. Theses contradictions often prove to be too hard to handle and make them prone to breakdowns.
Leo: Always worried about what the world thinks of them. They hide it well but they are very sensitive to the slightest comments & their ego is insatiable, often requiring them to over-think things and question themselves. Sadly, Leos value their dignity fiercely and will suffer in silence to keep their pride intact.
Virgo: Their thirst for knowledge and order have them constantly over-analysing every situation. Their brain is always striving for a purpose so without being assured that they are essential to someone, they can be left feeling useless & dejected. Barely anyone can sense their struggles because they are so detached. They appear cold and unapproachable when they are actually afraid of being hurt/rejected.
Libra: Consistently seeking peace and acceptance. They give themselves endlessly trying to make others happy and in the end are left asking who they really are. Because of this, they lack self-confidence and desperately try complete themselves through the approval of others. They’re always tired from trying to prove themselves but just can’t will themselves to stop.
Scorpio: Nearly always misunderstood. This aspect combined with their hesitance to trust leaves them with few people they can confide in. They’re very picky with who knows what about them because they feel secure with full control over a situation. When something goes wrong within their plan, they are intensely anxious over the result and keep their strong fear of failure hidden from everyone. They’re so bottled up that their emotions can hit them like a brick wall at any point, leaving them broken with nobody to talk to.
Sagittarius: Barely ever gets sad. So energetic and enthusiastic that they feel held back by emotional obligations and attachments. They perceive sad spells as wastes of energy and prefer to be seeking knowledge and exploring their world. On the rare occasion they are sad, it’s probably because of another persons selfish actions, still, their hurt won’t last long and they’ll come back learning a lot from the experience.
Capricorn: Constantly tiring themselves out while they try to prove themselves. Underneath their strong, collected exterior is an uninterrupted feeling that they are unworthy. Because they seek structure and approval, they need to be told that they are appreciated to sense the security they seek. Without acknowledgement from people around them they become vulnerable and will only continue to blame themselves.
Aquarius: Seemingly above emotions. They are driven by their intellect and will see things for what they are instead of over-thinking something and unnecessarily making themselves sad. Often, they will take the criticism and disagreements of others personally and with offence but the dejection usually won’t last long. Their biggest weakness is their detachment from others. This can lead to a disregard for other peoples feelings and eventually their own. Can be in denial about their sadness for a long time before they seek help.
Pisces: Has a knack for making things worse for themselves. Their sensitivity and loyalty often has them suffering for the sake of the people they love and leaving themselves no choice but to escape their own problems. Inside, their emotions are often extreme and conflicting so when they finally feel the weight of their issues, the aftermath can be severe. Their escapist ways of self-indulgence and procrastination only serve to amplify their sadness and unless they’re constantly stimulated by their situation, they can dangerously spiral into a routine of self-pity & negligence.
THE SIGNS & THEIR SEASONS
Spring Signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini): They love food. All of them. Extremely enthusiastic about food.
Summer Signs (Cancer, Leo, Virgo): Huge nature people even though they prefer being indoors.
Fall Signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius): FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE. WATCH OUT.
Winter Signs (Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces): Emotional roller coasters. Or emotionless roller coasters.

WHY ARE WE OPENING AT EIGHT TODAY??? #iambeautiful #thishoodieisdisneylookright (at The Great Movie Ride)