online shopping, how do I love thee? let me count the ways.

I love thy ease of selection.

I love thy lack of pushy salespeople.

I love thy gift of parking it on my couch instead of driving all over town.

I love wearing mine pajamas whilst perusing.

I love thy Labor Day promo codes.

I just bought three pairs of pants, three skirts, three tops, five skivvies, and a pair of shoes for roughly $200.

Part of me is mad that I have to spend so much money on nice sensible teachery clothes instead of fun exciting clothes.

But part of me is still going “WHEE I LOVE SHOPPING THIS IS FUN!!!1!1!!”

so I might have just purchased Rachel Berry’s I Feel Pretty/Unprettydress…

I probably should not have purchased it.

Buuuut…

I just pitched a large chunk of my wardrobe (seriously, when you stop growing at the age of twelve, clothing just accumulates) and I chucked most of my casual dresses.

Plus, I was planning on putting together some new outfits for my Disney World trip in October, so I’m going to save it for that.

Plus plus, I checked over le finances with el husbando, and P gave me the okay.

SO YEAH NOW I’M JUST SUPER EXCITED.

IT SHALL ARRIVE IN 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS.

*waits by the front door*