Aries: Blinding rage and cannot listen to reason while angered.
Taurus: Easily angered and will not change their mind.
Gemini: Can talk their way out of any situation.
Cancer: Incredibly defensive and can guilt anyone.
Leo: Have a superiority complex and will destroy anyone who hurts their ego.
Virgo: Will not let anyone come between them and what they wish to achieve.
Libra: Shallow, can easily turn off emotions.
Scorpio: Enormous capacity for anger and violence. Their actions are fueled by their endless emotions.
Sagittarius: Will do anything just for the sake of rebelling.
Capricorn: Will do whatever it takes to get to the top.
Aquarius: Impossible to read.
Pisces: Plays wolf in sheep’s clothing, is underestimated.

🍷 Wine Mom: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
🍺 Beer Dad: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius
🍸 Vodka Aunt: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

piscesfairytale:

scorpio, virgo, capricorn, leo, aries, aquarius, gemini

subpar-astrology:

aries: gamora
taurus: hulk
gemini: groot
cancer: spiderman
leo: captain america
virgo: thor
libra: star lord
scorpio: ironman
sagittarius: loki
capricorn:  black widow
aquarius: rocket
pisces: hawkeye

hcalumhood:

zodiac—signs:

Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius

Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): Animated. Their excitement usually seeps into their voice. They don’t have much of a filter. They can come across as harsher and more tactless than they mean to.
Earth signs (Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn): Calm. Very precise and thought out wording, unless anxious or nervous. Think a lot before speaking. They can come across as way more inflexible than they are.
Water signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio): Soft and quiet. They have a hard time speaking loudly. Because they’re more about listening than talking, I find that they’re not used to using their voice. They can come across as way more passive and, let’s face it, more like a doormat than they actually are.
Air signs (Aquarius, Libra, Gemini): Quite fast, even when they don’t mean to. They think out loud and it seems more like they’re brainstorming. They can come across as insensitive without realizing.

hawkeyefarming:

• aries: you beautiful spinster
• taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
• gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
• cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
• leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
• virgo: you devious bastard
• libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
• scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
• sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
• capricorn: you tricky minx
• aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
• pisces: you beautiful tropical fish

astropelican:

Aries : Always yelling 
Taurus : What the fuck am I doing here
Gemini : Has to leave the class because they’re laughing at their own joke
Cancer : Eating in class
Leo : How about no
Virgo : Good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably
Libra : Never does their homework
Scorpio : Looks like they’re ready to murder everyone
Sagittarius : Procrastinates until the end of time
Capricorn : Thinks they’re the teacher
Aquarius : No fucks were given ever
Pisces : Drawing ducks on the table

Aries: Libra
Taurus: Pisces
Gemini: Libra
Cancer: Aquarius
Leo: Libra
Virgo: Nobody
Libra: Aries
Scorpio: Nobody
Sagittarius: Capricorn
Capricorn: Sagittarius
Aquarius: Cancer
Pisces: Taurus

loveyourphan:

aries: butterfingers

taurus: mumbles

gemini: inappropriate winking

cancer: psycho thoughts

leo: hates letting others use their laptop

virgo: dislikes human interaction

libra: spiral of lies

scorpio: procrastination

sagittarius: can’t sleep

capricorn: has near-death experiences

aquarius: room’s a mess (especially the sock drawer)

pisces: people can’t touch your neck. ever.