Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering

aries: the shounen protagonist
taurus: the tsundere that says “EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!” to everything
gemini: the innocent-looking shota that is actually a little shit
cancer: screams “ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!”
leo: senpai
virgo: team mom
libra: gets late at school with a loaf of bread in the mouth
scorpio: the sports anime rival
sagittarius: cherry tree
capricorn: shitty anime dad
aquarius: the magical girl’s mascot
pisces: sits in the back of the classroom next to the window

Aries: I knew it
Taurus: *screams on the inside* really?
Gemini: Noooooooo haha
Cancer: Why would anyone love me
Leo: We have so much in common!
Virgo: No thank you.
Libra: ….gtg!
Scorpio: No bye
Sagittarius: ????
Capricorn: What does that even mean why would you say that
Aquarius: How much did my mom pay you to say that to me
Pisces: Cool!!!!

Aries: blasts nicki minaj while getting ready to give them motivation
Taurus: throws their alarm clock across the room and goes back to sleep, and is 2 hours late
Gemini: falls asleep with their face in their cereal and spills coffee everywhere
Cancer: cries but gets ready on time
Leo: whines about how early they have to get up and does their makeup in the car
Virgo: rolls out of bed and onto the floor when the alarm goes off
Libra: gets up early enough to take a shower, put on makeup and get together a cute outfit. what even.
Scorpio: walks around like a zombie muttering “fuck” under their breath
Sagittarius: falls asleep in the shower and comes to school/work in their pajamas
Capricorn: crawls out of bed to find coffee, sobbing gently
Aquarius: drinks 10 cups of coffee but still doesn’t quite look alive
Pisces: spends 30 minutes on tumblr and is late, unshowered and wearing sweatpants

Aries: Literally doing it five minutes before it’s due
Taurus: Working for 5 minutes, breaking for 10
Gemini: Talking themselves through every problem
Cancer: Sobbing over their computer
Leo: Googling the answers
Virgo: Basically just like a normal human yay congrats!
Libra: Texts their friends for the answers
Scorpio: Doesn’t.
Sagittarius: Rushing, doing it as quickly as possible and not caring if it’s right.
Capricorn: Gets home and does it right away
Aquarius: Procrastinates all night, does it early in the morning
Pisces: Starts by looking up answers, ends up on google maps playing Pac-Man

Aries: On top of a windy hill.
Taurus: Being the only one awake at 3AM.
Gemini: A thunderstorm.
Cancer: In a quiet room with soft background noise.
Leo: A calm lake.
Virgo: An empty movie theater.
Libra: Going unnoticed in a busy place.
Scorpio: Doesn’t matter, As long as music is present.
Sagittarius: Overlooking a cityscape.
Capricorn: On the road.
Aquarius: Looking up at the stars.
Pisces: In the woods during the day.

roachpatrol:

aries: none. stay home. 

tauros: the moon.

gemini: also the moon.

cancer: anything you goddamn want to.

leo: the sun.

virgo: the International Space Station.

libra: mars. good fucking luck. 

scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.

sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.

capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole. 

aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.

pisces: just go outside at night and scream. 

Aries: control of the undead
Taurus: ability to control animals
Gemini: laser vision
Cancer: uses unity as a weapon
Leo: sees others emotions
Virgo: vampire powers
Libra: mind reading
Scorpio: mind control
Sagittarius: super strength
Capricorn: destroys through rage
Aquarius: uses magic
Pisces: bring things back to life

faeblossom:

zodiac–signs:

Aries: magnetic
Taurus: chemical
Gemini: thermal
Cancer: electromagnetic
Leo: electrical
Virgo: mechanical
Libra: elastic
Scorpio: nuclear
Sagittarius: kinetic
Capricorn: potential
Aquarius: gravitational
Pisces: light

aries: super out-there adventurer but super scared inside
taurus: super romantics and cute inside but such bad flirters
gemini: insanely brilliant but such freakin’ slow readers
cancer: literally so nice externally but judgmental inside
leo: diabolically arrogant yet in need of constant validation
virgo: incredibly observant of others but don’t know when they need help themselves
libra: emotionally stunted but talented, moving artists
scorpio: cute as hell, but that’s where they come from
sagittarius: everyone adores them, but they struggle with adoring themselves
capricorn: ride a fine line between being amazing leaders and being crazy bossy/neurotic (love u tho)
aquarius: knowledgeable, innovative thinkers who don’t like to try hard in school
pisces: seem gentle and nice but can go on a mind-blowingly thought out and informative rant about their passions before u can say “wait wat”