aries: loves to be the center of attention. has no problem with giving compliments and is very supportive. gives good hugs and always smells nice.
taurus: headstrong and lovable. over the top hilarious and very intelligent. super caring and wants to help others as much as they can.
gemini: hardworking and dependable. very “work now, play later”, but it’s worth it. driven, sweet, and thoughtful. very good to talk to, great listeners, can switch from intelligent conversation to joking around quickly.
cancer: withdrawn, quiet, sensitive. plans things well in advance. easily hurt, but very sweet. extremely beautiful and is a big goof when with the right people.
leo: loud. makes the room light up when they laugh. thinks they’re the best and they’re probably right. very smart and egotistical, but they’re kind-hearted and caring beyond belief.
virgo: warm, soft, and humorous. probably obsessed with something they can show off to other people. loves to coddle and care for others, but very dangerous when angry.
libra: flighty, self-centered, and hypocritical. great sense of humor, great laugh, easy to talk to. takes shit from no one.
scorpio: vibrant and seductive. very funny in a quiet way. doesn’t like to be the first to strike. secretive, afraid of commitment, highly jealous, doesn’t know what they want.
sagittarius: happy, has a way of making others feel better, willing to sacrifice things for the people they care about. the best hugger out there.
capricorn: one of the most loyal friends you could have. honest and trustworthy. very funny, great listener, wants to make others feel good.
aquarius: enchanting, radiant, shameless. does anything for someone they care about. ignores embarrassing stuff. not the best in relationships, but it’s never their fault.
pisces: typically a mom figure. selfish and selfless at the same time. shy but once they open up they’re boisterous and funny. assumes responsibility because they don’t think others can handle it.
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WHY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOUR SIGN
Aries: You’re a go-getter, you’re exciting, & your confidence is attractive.
Taurus: You’re funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.
Gemini: You’re hilarious, you’re interesting, & you’re different from other people.
Cancer: You’re sweet, you’re caring, & always know what to say.
Leo: You’re magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.
Virgo: You’re intelligent, sassy, and independent.
Libra: You have a nice booty, you’re cute as heck, and you’re naturally charming.
Scorpio: You’re sexy, you’re mysterious, and you’re absolutely fascinating.
Sagittarius: You’re wild, you’re fun, and you’re a really deep person.
Capricorn: You’re reliable, you’re stable, and you’re nurturing.
Aquarius: You’re intelligent, you’re attractive, and you’re different.
Pisces: You’re adorable, you have a kind heart, and you’re fun to talk to.
why the signs are sad
Aries: Is extremely independent so all they know is to pile way too much pressure on themselves. They end up doubting their own abilities and are often never comforted because they’re always perceived as energetic & optimistic.
Taurus: Everyone depends on them because of their trustworthy demeanour. This means they bear the burden of their own and other peoples issues. Because of their stable nature, changes/natural stress can result in crippling anxiety.
Gemini: Is determined to keep up their bubbly façade. They try drown their own issues out with good times & long talks so they’re never alone with their own thoughts. Nobody knows about the internal identity crisis that is destroying them from the inside out.
Cancer: Tearing themselves apart trying to decide what they want in life. They dwell on the past and constantly can’t decide between their resentments and their fears. Theses contradictions often prove to be too hard to handle and make them prone to breakdowns.
Leo: Always worried about what the world thinks of them. They hide it well but they are very sensitive to the slightest comments & their ego is insatiable, often requiring them to over-think things and question themselves. Sadly, Leos value their dignity fiercely and will suffer in silence to keep their pride intact.
Virgo: Their thirst for knowledge and order have them constantly over-analysing every situation. Their brain is always striving for a purpose so without being assured that they are essential to someone, they can be left feeling useless & dejected. Barely anyone can sense their struggles because they are so detached. They appear cold and unapproachable when they are actually afraid of being hurt/rejected.
Libra: Consistently seeking peace and acceptance. They give themselves endlessly trying to make others happy and in the end are left asking who they really are. Because of this, they lack self-confidence and desperately try complete themselves through the approval of others. They’re always tired from trying to prove themselves but just can’t will themselves to stop.
Scorpio: Nearly always misunderstood. This aspect combined with their hesitance to trust leaves them with few people they can confide in. They’re very picky with who knows what about them because they feel secure with full control over a situation. When something goes wrong within their plan, they are intensely anxious over the result and keep their strong fear of failure hidden from everyone. They’re so bottled up that their emotions can hit them like a brick wall at any point, leaving them broken with nobody to talk to.
Sagittarius: Barely ever gets sad. So energetic and enthusiastic that they feel held back by emotional obligations and attachments. They perceive sad spells as wastes of energy and prefer to be seeking knowledge and exploring their world. On the rare occasion they are sad, it’s probably because of another persons selfish actions, still, their hurt won’t last long and they’ll come back learning a lot from the experience.
Capricorn: Constantly tiring themselves out while they try to prove themselves. Underneath their strong, collected exterior is an uninterrupted feeling that they are unworthy. Because they seek structure and approval, they need to be told that they are appreciated to sense the security they seek. Without acknowledgement from people around them they become vulnerable and will only continue to blame themselves.
Aquarius: Seemingly above emotions. They are driven by their intellect and will see things for what they are instead of over-thinking something and unnecessarily making themselves sad. Often, they will take the criticism and disagreements of others personally and with offence but the dejection usually won’t last long. Their biggest weakness is their detachment from others. This can lead to a disregard for other peoples feelings and eventually their own. Can be in denial about their sadness for a long time before they seek help.
Pisces: Has a knack for making things worse for themselves. Their sensitivity and loyalty often has them suffering for the sake of the people they love and leaving themselves no choice but to escape their own problems. Inside, their emotions are often extreme and conflicting so when they finally feel the weight of their issues, the aftermath can be severe. Their escapist ways of self-indulgence and procrastination only serve to amplify their sadness and unless they’re constantly stimulated by their situation, they can dangerously spiral into a routine of self-pity & negligence.
THE SIGNS & THEIR SEASONS
Spring Signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini): They love food. All of them. Extremely enthusiastic about food.
Summer Signs (Cancer, Leo, Virgo): Huge nature people even though they prefer being indoors.
Fall Signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius): FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE. WATCH OUT.
Winter Signs (Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces): Emotional roller coasters. Or emotionless roller coasters.
aries-
sarcastic, bright, lost. the most beautiful smiles i’ve ever seen. don’t know their own strength or their own value. kind to those that they care about.taurus-
cruel sometimes, unbelievably stubborn and extremely kind. uncompromising, bad with change, willing to settle. good taste in music, great taste in people.gemini-
needs reassurance often, always willing to help someone they know. hard workers, strong, athletic, intelligent. never trust that the people they love are going to stay.cancer-
withdrawn when worried, the brightest thing in the room when happy. bright laugh, naturally downturned lips, issues with expressing emotion. silver tongues but terrible at keeping friends.leo-
golden like the sunlight, blinding like the sun. kind but harsh, perfect hair, willing to work for what they have. beautiful but sometimes unapproachable.virgo-
awkward but sweet, never seems to sleep, loves animals. hard to pin down emotionally, mentally, or physically. strong, capable, unwilling to sugarcoat anything for anyone.libra-
athletic, fierce, independent. when they fall in love they never really fall out of it. a great friend, beautiful smiles, odd taste in food. when they stop something, they tend to not start again.scorpio-
intelligent and determined, all hard edges and uncompromising ideals. physically fit, likes to help other people, animal lovers. extremely close to their family and friends.sagittarius-
strong pillars to lean on, supportive of others, good teachers. polite but not overly kind, caring but not overly involved. independent, gorgeous, extremely capable of doing basically anything.capricorn-
sometimes too much to handle, extremely caring. always put themselves first. feel things deeply. strong eyebrows, bright eyes, big laugh. values material objects and family.aquarius-
dislikes people as a whole, loves select individuals fiercely and unfailingly. harsh, very smart, materialistic. lazy but once they decide they want something they will go to the ends of the earth to get it.pisces-
dramatic, loud, fills up the whole room with their presence. bad days are really bad, good days are really good, there is not often an in between. lover of philosophy, deep thought, and beer.
mythical zodiac appearance
Aries: ram horns, youthful freckles, wide bright eyes
Taurus: septum piercing, unique coloured healthy hair, hard gazing eyes
Gemini: hair up, walks on air, smile that makes people stop in their path
Cancer: silver skin, clear eyes, small but dangerous
Leo: clear skin, leaves a trail of golden glitter,
Virgo: freckles on cheeks, flowers grow from skin
Libra: any blemish is actually a little pretty gemstone on their skin
Scorpio: deep red hypnotising eyes, a stinging tail appears if you piss them off
Sagittarius: stars fall from their hair, largest eyes
Capricorn: horns, you’ll never figure out what colour their eyes are
Aquarius: attractive but you can’t touch them coz they’re made of air
Pisces: their hair is flowing water and their words come out as dark matter
the signs with their children
Aries: “ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes”
Taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
Gemini: “listen buddy, i don’t care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day.”
Cancer: rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: is prepared to physically fight their child’s bullies
Virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] “story time.”
Libra: the mom in “stacy’s mom”
Scorpio: “a lullaby? alright baby….bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas…”
Sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] “what the…i did not raise you to be like this”
Capricorn: “beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can’t all be so blessed.”
Aquarius: [burns their kids hw] “you dont need this..its all up to the system….listen, there’s a rebellion coming”
Pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] “what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?”
the “gets more emotionally attached to fictional characters than real people” squad
sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, gemini, cancer, libra
things the signs don’t want you to know
Aries – they really don’t like working. they’d rather just sleep. they do it just so they can brag about getting 100% on a test you failed and rub it in your face.
Taurus – they struggle to find balance in nearly every situation and that makes them feel stupid. they can’t seem to function independently no matter how hard they try.
Gemini – they only talk shit to seem cool. deep down, they just want to seem intimidating so no one fucks with them.
Cancer – they cry less than you’d expect. they do it mentally for the most part. they want you to think they’re inferior so they can surprise you by revealing their true form, which is the actually the evilest thing ever.
Leo – sweet when they want to be and surprisingly not self absorbed assholes for the most part. in fact a lot of them are super insecure but mask it with false pride. you’re welcome.
Virgo – they dont think they’re perfect. actually, they envy everyone else around them. they like you to think they love themselves so they don’t seem insecure, because they hate it when people judge.
Libra – is actually scared to flirt and put themselves out there. they’re pretty bland but wanna make it seem like they aren’t by making bold choices. true sweethearts, though.
Scorpio – they’re not that evil. they like you to think so, but they are kind of chicken shits and won’t do much if you anger them except cry about it in secrecy at home.
Sagittarius – they aren’t that in love with the concept of never settling down. they like the idea of not being tied down, but at the same time they really want to find the right one.
Capricorn – they feel inadequate a lot. they work really hard to prove to everyone they’re capable of handling things on their own but they could really use some help. they’ll deny every time you offer, though.
Aquarius – isn’t as weird as you’d hope for them to be. they feel like they have to live up to the mystery but in reality they’re honestly pretty normal and are in touch with their emotions. they just don’t want you to know that.
Pisces – they actually aren’t happy all the time, they’re actually unhappy a lot. everyone always fucks pisces over but they keep smiling cause they don’t want to seem boring to be around. libra x2
WHAT THE SIGNS ARE ALLERGIC TO
Aries: Sitting still
Taurus: Dieting
Gemini: Silence
Cancer: Action Movies
Leo: Virgin Drinks
Virgo: G E R M S
Libra: Knock-offs
Scorpio: Abstinence
Sagittarius: Commitment
Capricorn: Vacations
Aquarius: Decaffeinated Coffee
Pisces: Responsibility