astrolology

naeggys:

aries: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

taurus: uwu

gemini: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

cancer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

leo: ★~(◠‿◕✿)

virgo: ಠ_ಠ

libra: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

scorpio: (⊙‿⊙✿)

sagittarius: ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* (◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

capricorn: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

aquarius: (☞゚∀゚)☞

pisces: (◡‿◡✿)

ARIES: find a patch of sweet smelling grass to lay down in. breathe. you are what you love not who loves you. 

TAURUS: eat ice cream and make bad puns. try to taste the clouds, you can do everything if you just put some effort into it. 

GEMINI: create and don’t be afraid. you are a technological virtuoso. make yourself laugh more. 

CANCER: there is comfort at the bottom of the swimming pool. swim away from everything that makes you feel like you are drowning.

LEO: take care of yourself. eat fruits and sleep with stuffed animals. dream of flying, because you’re almost there. 

VIRGO: wear flowers in your hair and let strangers compliment you. you are beautiful. do what makes you feel alive. 

LIBRA: stay hydrated and buy things that lighten the burden on your shoulders. expel the feeling of anger from your system.

SCORPIO: kiss yourself cause you’re so pretty. go to a party and try not to get drunk. give the world a chance. 

SAGITTARIUS: look at the ink stains on your hands and know that you have worked yourself to where you are now. be proud. fall asleep to new music. everything is only going to get better from here. 

CAPRICORN: stay as bright as you are. you are a comet child. let your heart sing your favorite song, don’t be afraid of singing the words wrong. 

AQUARIUS: write out every bad thing of everyday. it won’t change anything but find solace in crumpled up paper and coffee stains. you must learn to move on. but it will be for the better. remember that. 

PISCES: count the candles on your birthday cake and know you are brighter and more brilliant than every single one of them. surround yourself with warm coffee and soft voices saying “i love you.” hold on to my hand, you are not lost.

MARCH ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS //  (x.v)

ARIES 
this is no fairy tale. you are doubting and dangerous and a bleeding mass of sea foam that someone made the mistake of loving. falling is no sweet ocean, my dear, and the knives on your feet will not kiss you softly. 

TAURUS
you are not forgotten. 

GEMINI
start a collection. find seashells, find sunsets, find bone pieces and keep them stored in a matchbox. bite down deep into your tongue, taste the blood running. 

CANCER
you never did let her kill you, but the sentiment still stands.

LEO 
i have drunk up the sea, the sky, all the water and the blood. for you. i couldn’t help it, though. the colour was just so perfect, so happy, i wanted it to become me, be inside of me. i needed it, oh baby oh baby oh baby.

VIRGO 
you are less so a person than a document of the bruising mouth.

LIBRA
there are no gods, my darling, there is no night. there is only your hand in mine and the tenderest call of sleep. maybe when we wake up you will taste different, of springwater and ash, and not of the sea. 

SCORPIO
i hope this is love. i hope that when you wrap your arms around me you feel the thrum of cities, the call of armies, the gathering of empires. loving you is carved into the very pillars of the altar, and cults dance frenzies to you in the night.

SAGITTARIUS
somewhere between the cold dark earth and the glistening forever, i can taste you rot.

CAPRICORN
i can’t sleep for fear of missing you, but i know the only way i can see you again is if the nightmares creep on slick. loving you was a mistake, a jaundice, veins cracking at midnight but oh god you could kiss.

AQUARIUS
lose the bloodstains, baby. i can see right through you.

PISCES
then stop cutting me open, sweetheart.

rising by a.g. (via hcspera)

the signs as “cliche characteristics” of TV show characters

Aries: the leader,or one in charge, who is strong for everyone else
Taurus: the quiet one: always contemplating how to kill the others if needed be
Gemini: the weak bitch who’s never down with what’s happening
Cancer: the badass who always looks semi pissed off
Leo: the one with an incredible physique
Virgo: the cute one who’s genuinely a good person all around
Libra: the sarcastic asshole who’s mostly quiet all the time
Scorpio: the one always questioning the leader and trying to become the leader themselves
Sagittarius: the one that no one expects to be intelligent, but usually is the smartest one there
Capricorn: the comic relief who uses their humor to hide that they’re dying inside
Aquarius: the cold detached one that’s actually a sweet, cutie patootie once they’ve trusted someone
Pisces: the hopeless romantic always looking for new love