cat mom | The Metaphor Girl

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

6Aug2015

Posted in cat mom, literally me by themetaphorgirl

one of the strangest things about visiting at home is showering with the door closed.

because at home I have a very smol cat who SCRATCHES AND CRIES when mommy goes into the strange water room so the door stays open so he can come in and out to check on me.

he likes to sit on the toilet tank and meow at me to make sure I’m still alive.

Toothless on my shirt. Toothless on my tumblr. Toothless on my lap.

24Jul2015

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ryderhasablog:

themetaphorgirl:

themetaphorgirl:

not only did Hiccup shit on the floor HE PULLED A BLANKET OVER IT IN HOPES THAT I WOULDN’T FIND IT.

oh my goddddd

I feel like I should clarify for new friends and followers that Hiccup is my cat.

I’m really enjoying everyone’s comments and tags on this

“Hello, Mummy. Um…you know how you thought these shoes were yours? They’re mine now. Thanks.” #catsofinstagram #hiccupthecat (at The Dollhouse)

Poor Hiccup gets so lonely when I work all day long. (at The Dollhouse)

My precious little fella is a bit under the weather, so lots of cuddles are happening. Happiness is kitten purrs. (at The Dollhouse)

“Mom. Feed me. I’m gonna stare at you till you feed me.” #hiccupthecat (at The Dollhouse)

My Instagram is 50% blurry selfies and 50% cat pictures. I decided to combine them. #hiccupthecat #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)

9Apr2015

Posted in cat mom, literally me by themetaphorgirl

my cat is so tiny that it doesn’t matter what position I’m lying in, he’ll find a spot to lie on me and purr himself to sleep.

most precious tiny baby oh my god.

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