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It’s a happy little Christmas. (I tried to get Hiccup in the picture to no avail, but he likes to camp out under the tree and remind me that he’s the greatest good I am ever gonna get.) (at The Dollhouse)

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I woke up to this little face leaning over me. “Mama. Mama. I defeated it. I defeated the Christmas shirt.” (at The Dollhouse)

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SOMEONE IS WEARING HIS CHRISTMAS SHIRT. (at The Dollhouse)

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24Dec2014
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I need to make Swedish meatballs but there’s a kitten asleep on my arm…

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“I don’t know how I feel about this puppy…look at this dingus with his tongue hanging out of his mouth…he’s not nearly as cool as me…because I’m a dragon.” #hiccupthoughts (at The Dollhouse)

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“Hullo, Mama. Let me show you how much I love you by holding your arm in my mouth.” #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)

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10Dec2014
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HICCUP STEPPED ON MY PHONE AND TURNED ON SIRI AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME OH GOD

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Someone missed his mama while she was on her staycation. (He’s now asleep on my boobs and I don’t have the heart to move him.) (at The Dollhouse)

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1Dec2014
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themetaphorgirl:

one of my hobbies is showing pictures of other cats to my cat and watching him glare at me in unamused disdain.

Update: I showed Hiccup this post and he immediately stepped on the remote, turning off my SNL rerun marathon, and smirked at me.

Thanks, cat.

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Hiccup won’t stop staring at himself on Tumblr. #youreakittennotaviking (at The Dollhouse)

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m an aspiring novelist living in sunny Florida with my wonderful fiance and our spoiled little black cat. I’m often found making magic in  theme parks, performing in local theatrical productions. or sewing highly impractical party dresses. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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