aries: gamora
taurus: hulk
gemini: groot
cancer: spiderman
leo: captain america
virgo: thor
libra: star lord
scorpio: ironman
sagittarius: loki
capricorn: black widow
aquarius: rocket
pisces: hawkeye
Category Archives: literally me
The “I will do it just cause you said I can’t” squad
Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius
Fleur and draco :)
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Aw, jeez. I’m kind of hideous.
Um…my eyes are a nice color? They’re grayish bluish. They’re too small and squinty though.
Draco Malfoy– Closest green item to you.
My Anna animator collection doll is in a green dress! (also this has made me realize how much blue stuff I own…)
The Signs and Talking
Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): Animated. Their excitement usually seeps into their voice. They don’t have much of a filter. They can come across as harsher and more tactless than they mean to.
Earth signs (Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn): Calm. Very precise and thought out wording, unless anxious or nervous. Think a lot before speaking. They can come across as way more inflexible than they are.
Water signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio): Soft and quiet. They have a hard time speaking loudly. Because they’re more about listening than talking, I find that they’re not used to using their voice. They can come across as way more passive and, let’s face it, more like a doormat than they actually are.
Air signs (Aquarius, Libra, Gemini): Quite fast, even when they don’t mean to. They think out loud and it seems more like they’re brainstorming. They can come across as insensitive without realizing.
“Mom. Feed me. I’m gonna stare at you till you feed me.” #hiccupthecat (at The Dollhouse)
signs as Leslie Knope compliments
- aries: you beautiful spinster
- taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
- gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
- cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
- leo: beautiful unicorn nurse
- virgo: you devious bastard
- libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
- scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
- sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
- capricorn: you tricky minx
- aquarius: you perfect sunflower
- pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
At school
Aries : Always yelling
Taurus : What the fuck am I doing here
Gemini : Has to leave the class because they’re laughing at their own joke
Cancer : Eating in class
Leo : How about no
Virgo : Good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably
Libra : Never does their homework
Scorpio : Looks like they’re ready to murder everyone
Sagittarius : Procrastinates until the end of time
Capricorn : Thinks they’re the teacher
Aquarius : No fucks were given ever
Pisces : Drawing ducks on the table
the signs and who they should date
Aries: Libra
Taurus: Pisces
Gemini: Libra
Cancer: Aquarius
Leo: Libra
Virgo: Nobody
Libra: Aries
Scorpio: Nobody
Sagittarius: Capricorn
Capricorn: Sagittarius
Aquarius: Cancer
Pisces: Taurus
the reasons the signs are fails (yay!)
aries: butterfingers
taurus: mumbles
gemini: inappropriate winking
cancer: psycho thoughts
leo: hates letting others use their laptop
virgo: dislikes human interaction
libra: spiral of lies
scorpio: procrastination
sagittarius: can’t sleep
capricorn: has near-death experiences
aquarius: room’s a mess (especially the sock drawer)
pisces: people can’t touch your neck. ever.
Hard shell, soft core: Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Aries, Scorpio, Pisces
Soft shell, hard core: Cancer, Leo, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Taurus