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the signs at disneyland

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zodiac-galaxy:

aries: refuses to let anyone take a break so they can do everything
taurus: spends all their money on mickey mouse shaped foods
gemini: belts disney songs the whole time they walk around the park
cancer: starts crying because their mickey balloon floats away
leo: asks everyone to take 23824793 pictures of them in front of the castle
virgo: looks in all the shops for souvenirs for their friends
libra: gets mistaken for a disney princess by a little kid
scorpio: spontaneously kisses you during the castle firework show
sagittarius: the fast pass queen 
capricorn: knows every fact about disneyland and doesn’t even need a map to get around the park
aquarius: waits two hours to get a good spot for the parade
pisces: becomes starstruck when the characters talk to them

The signs as writers

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Aries: Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use
Taurus: Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer’s block
Gemini: Constantly talks about their characters like they’re real-life people
Cancer: Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity
Leo: Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed
Virgo: Writes drunk, edits sober
Libra: Writes drunk, edits drunk
Scorpio: Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace
Sagittarius: Puts dragons in every single story no matter what
Capricorn: Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.
Aquarius: Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces
Pisces: Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways

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Sometimes I just really miss Nashville. Like I’m super glad to be where I am and I love my job and I LOVE my friends and this is exactly where I need to be, but…sometimes I just want hang out at my family’s house and watch a movie with my little sister and be surrounded by things and landmarks that I remember, you know?

The best way I combat that is by eating southern food, so I’m trying to psych myself up to go to KFC so I can get some fried chicken and sweet tea (which isn’t real southern food but it’s the closest I can get) but I’m just…

Then again, all I’ve had to eat today was a tortilla at like 11 am this morning.

Who wants to bring me food? I’ll pay you with hugs and sewn things.

the signs as types of fanfiction

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Aries: unrealistic af
Taurus: really planned out fanfic but abandoned halfway through
Gemini: 90% dialogue
Cancer: it’s just v sad ok
Leo: high school AU
Virgo: literally no dialogue come on
Libra: it won’t get to the point and will spend like four chapters describing a tree
Scorpio: smut
Sagittarius: fluffy af
Aquarius: really fucking weird and unexpected plot twists
Capricorn: forgets that grammar is a thing
Pisces: everyone dies at the end. even if it’s smut.

the zodiac signs as phobias

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Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering

Do you like traveling? What other states/countries have you been to?

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I like traveling if I’m with someone who knows what they’re doing/where they’re going!! I love flying and road trips, but going to another place where I don’t know where I’m going or I’m afraid I might offend someone’s culture makes me so so so anxious.

I haven’t traveled extensively, though. I’ve been to NYC once (when I realized I would be a terrible city dweller) and I’ve been to England, Wales, and France. Wales especially was so incredibly beautiful!!

The signs as anime stereotypes

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aries: the shounen protagonist
taurus: the tsundere that says “EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!” to everything
gemini: the innocent-looking shota that is actually a little shit
cancer: screams “ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!”
leo: senpai
virgo: team mom
libra: gets late at school with a loaf of bread in the mouth
scorpio: the sports anime rival
sagittarius: cherry tree
capricorn: shitty anime dad
aquarius: the magical girl’s mascot
pisces: sits in the back of the classroom next to the window