Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer
No fucking chill and doesn’t give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo

Aries: snappish, prone to outbursts, can’t sleep
Taurus: moody, whiny, short-tempered, blunt
Gemini: distant, aloof, will bite your head off at the smallest thing
Cancer: teary, fragile, may have stomach pains, may even become depressed
Leo: glares a lot, doesn’t want to talk, may break down in tears
Virgo: becomes very quiet, refuses to eat, avoids people
Libra: short-tempered, snarky, them-against-the-world feeling
Scorpio: tense, aloof, may have explosive loss of temper
Sagittarius: rude, more blunt than usual, takes risks
Capricorn: grumpy, snappish, feels attacked
Aquarius: distances themselves, glares at people, impatient
Pisces: tearful, stress-eats, pouty, complains

Aries: Spiky, shark-like tail. Blood red and has sharp scales, abrasive to the touch.
Taurus: Soft, smooth edges. Forest green in color, with black outlined scales.
Gemini: Long, thin tail. Has orange, glimmery scales that are almond-shaped.
Cancer: Has a somewhat short tail, and fans out towards the end. Is a gradient violet color, getting deeper towards the tips.
Leo: Long, regal tail that fans out in a crown shape. Has glittery and golden colored scales.
Virgo: Slightly longer than average tail, with sharp and precise edges. Is a shade of royal blue, would blend in with surroundings, if not for their glimmer.
Libra: Bright, neon green. Elongated tail, with fanned out flukes. Sparkles in the sunlight.
Scorpio: Jet-black tail, long, and graceful. Matte black, often reflects moonlight.
Sagittarius: Bright purple with sharp, jagged edges. Somewhat short tail, can be bruised from many adventures.
Capricorn: Indigo, blue-violet tail. Broad and muscular, mermaids with these tails mean business.
Aquarius: Holographic tails, reflects light. Often thin tails with fanned out edges.
Pisces: Rainbow or multi-colored tails, Piscean tails come in all shapes and sizes.

ForFuckingEVER: Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn
Long enough to frustrate you: Cancer, Virgo, Gemini
Literally two seconds: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces
You might as well be leaving tomorrow: Leo

aries: loves to be the center of attention. has no problem with giving compliments and is very supportive. gives good hugs and always smells nice.
taurus: headstrong and lovable. over the top hilarious and very intelligent. super caring and wants to help others as much as they can.
gemini: hardworking and dependable. very “work now, play later”, but it’s worth it. driven, sweet, and thoughtful. very good to talk to, great listeners, can switch from intelligent conversation to joking around quickly.
cancer: withdrawn, quiet, sensitive. plans things well in advance. easily hurt, but very sweet. extremely beautiful and is a big goof when with the right people.
leo: loud. makes the room light up when they laugh. thinks they’re the best and they’re probably right. very smart and egotistical, but they’re kind-hearted and caring beyond belief.
virgo: warm, soft, and humorous. probably obsessed with something they can show off to other people. loves to coddle and care for others, but very dangerous when angry.
libra: flighty, self-centered, and hypocritical. great sense of humor, great laugh, easy to talk to. takes shit from no one.
scorpio: vibrant and seductive. very funny in a quiet way. doesn’t like to be the first to strike. secretive, afraid of commitment, highly jealous, doesn’t know what they want.
sagittarius: happy, has a way of making others feel better, willing to sacrifice things for the people they care about. the best hugger out there.
capricorn: one of the most loyal friends you could have. honest and trustworthy. very funny, great listener, wants to make others feel good.
aquarius: enchanting, radiant, shameless. does anything for someone they care about. ignores embarrassing stuff. not the best in relationships, but it’s never their fault.
pisces: typically a mom figure. selfish and selfless at the same time. shy but once they open up they’re boisterous and funny. assumes responsibility because they don’t think others can handle it.

Aries: You’re a go-getter, you’re exciting, & your confidence is attractive.
Taurus: You’re funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.
Gemini: You’re hilarious, you’re interesting, & you’re different from other people.
Cancer: You’re sweet, you’re caring, & always know what to say.
Leo: You’re magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.
Virgo: You’re intelligent, sassy, and independent.
Libra: You have a nice booty, you’re cute as heck, and you’re naturally charming.
Scorpio: You’re sexy, you’re mysterious, and you’re absolutely fascinating.
Sagittarius: You’re wild, you’re fun, and you’re a really deep person.
Capricorn: You’re reliable, you’re stable, and you’re nurturing.
Aquarius: You’re intelligent, you’re attractive, and you’re different.
Pisces: You’re adorable, you have a kind heart, and you’re fun to talk to.

Aries: Is extremely independent so all they know is to pile way too much pressure on themselves. They end up doubting their own abilities and are often never comforted because they’re always perceived as energetic & optimistic.
Taurus: Everyone depends on them because of their trustworthy demeanour. This means they bear the burden of their own and other peoples issues. Because of their stable nature, changes/natural stress can result in crippling anxiety.
Gemini: Is determined to keep up their bubbly façade. They try drown their own issues out with good times & long talks so they’re never alone with their own thoughts. Nobody knows about the internal identity crisis that is destroying them from the inside out.
Cancer: Tearing themselves apart trying to decide what they want in life. They dwell on the past and constantly can’t decide between their resentments and their fears. Theses contradictions often prove to be too hard to handle and make them prone to breakdowns.
Leo: Always worried about what the world thinks of them. They hide it well but they are very sensitive to the slightest comments & their ego is insatiable, often requiring them to over-think things and question themselves. Sadly, Leos value their dignity fiercely and will suffer in silence to keep their pride intact.
Virgo: Their thirst for knowledge and order have them constantly over-analysing every situation. Their brain is always striving for a purpose so without being assured that they are essential to someone, they can be left feeling useless & dejected. Barely anyone can sense their struggles because they are so detached. They appear cold and unapproachable when they are actually afraid of being hurt/rejected.
Libra: Consistently seeking peace and acceptance. They give themselves endlessly trying to make others happy and in the end are left asking who they really are. Because of this, they lack self-confidence and desperately try complete themselves through the approval of others. They’re always tired from trying to prove themselves but just can’t will themselves to stop.
Scorpio: Nearly always misunderstood. This aspect combined with their hesitance to trust leaves them with few people they can confide in. They’re very picky with who knows what about them because they feel secure with full control over a situation. When something goes wrong within their plan, they are intensely anxious over the result and keep their strong fear of failure hidden from everyone. They’re so bottled up that their emotions can hit them like a brick wall at any point, leaving them broken with nobody to talk to.
Sagittarius: Barely ever gets sad. So energetic and enthusiastic that they feel held back by emotional obligations and attachments. They perceive sad spells as wastes of energy and prefer to be seeking knowledge and exploring their world. On the rare occasion they are sad, it’s probably because of another persons selfish actions, still, their hurt won’t last long and they’ll come back learning a lot from the experience.
Capricorn: Constantly tiring themselves out while they try to prove themselves. Underneath their strong, collected exterior is an uninterrupted feeling that they are unworthy. Because they seek structure and approval, they need to be told that they are appreciated to sense the security they seek. Without acknowledgement from people around them they become vulnerable and will only continue to blame themselves.
Aquarius: Seemingly above emotions. They are driven by their intellect and will see things for what they are instead of over-thinking something and unnecessarily making themselves sad. Often, they will take the criticism and disagreements of others personally and with offence but the dejection usually won’t last long. Their biggest weakness is their detachment from others. This can lead to a disregard for other peoples feelings and eventually their own. Can be in denial about their sadness for a long time before they seek help.
Pisces: Has a knack for making things worse for themselves. Their sensitivity and loyalty often has them suffering for the sake of the people they love and leaving themselves no choice but to escape their own problems. Inside, their emotions are often extreme and conflicting so when they finally feel the weight of their issues, the aftermath can be severe. Their escapist ways of self-indulgence and procrastination only serve to amplify their sadness and unless they’re constantly stimulated by their situation, they can dangerously spiral into a routine of self-pity & negligence.

Spring Signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini): They love food. All of them. Extremely enthusiastic about food.
Summer Signs (Cancer, Leo, Virgo): Huge nature people even though they prefer being indoors.
Fall Signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius): FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE. WATCH OUT.
Winter Signs (Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces): Emotional roller coasters. Or emotionless roller coasters.