Leah: “Are you really tired today?”
Me: “Yeah, why?”
Leah: “I can tell. The drawl is strong.”
Me: “It is??”
Leah: “You said ‘tay-un’ instead of ‘ten.'”
Category Archives: literally me
You know you live in Orlando when you’re not the only person at the post office wearing a cast member costume.
“I don’t know how I feel about this puppy…look at this dingus with his tongue hanging out of his mouth…he’s not nearly as cool as me…because I’m a dragon.” #hiccupthoughts (at The Dollhouse)
I am under my sheets and my comforter.
And the quilt my beloved Kivrin made for my birthday.
And my monogrammed Frozen blanket.
AND I AM STILL COLD.
DEAR SWEET BABY JEBUS, I THOUGHT I LIVED IN FLORIDA.
“Hullo, Mama. Let me show you how much I love you by holding your arm in my mouth.” #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)
HICCUP STEPPED ON MY PHONE AND TURNED ON SIRI AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME OH GOD
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
Finds
Someone missed his mama while she was on her staycation. (He’s now asleep on my boobs and I don’t have the heart to move him.) (at The Dollhouse)
one of my hobbies is showing pictures of other cats to my cat and watching him glare at me in unamused disdain.
Update: I showed Hiccup this post and he immediately stepped on the remote, turning off my SNL rerun marathon, and smirked at me.
Thanks, cat.
Hiccup won’t stop staring at himself on Tumblr. #youreakittennotaviking (at The Dollhouse)
The Metaphor Girl 