i’m only 22 and i never get carded.
why didn’t i use this super power in college before i was 21.
buying two huge bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka and you dont card me
do i look that old
Meanwhile I’m over here getting carded just for like walking into the store lol
I’m personally offended every time I get carded because I’ve looked like I’m in my mid-30s since I was about 19.
I get carded for buying cough syrup…and for R-rated movies…
Hiccup would like you to know that his only intention was to steal his mama’s pillow, and that if he was snuggling with Winston it was purely by accident. (at The Dollhouse)
“I’d date me,” I say as I eat the center of a half thawed frozen entire cheesecake.
Thank you, my personal healthcare companion for getting me through this round of the flu. I’m functioning enough to see Mockingjay tonight! (at The Dollhouse)
C: Where I would like to live
In a tidy, pretty little home with a husband who loves me and a cat to snuggle with me and babies to love on and a little garden where I can sit and read.
M: Random fact about me
I used to be able to recite the entire first chapter of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I still remember big chunks of it…
V: What my name means
My first and middle names together mean pure virginal beauty consecrated to God. How I remember that, I have no idea.
S: What’s my ringtone?
At the moment, it’s the iPhone default, but the best ringtone I’ve ever had was the scene from Glee where Kurt throws up on Emma’s shoes. Like literally that was my ringtone.
A: Age?
27, and I’m in deep denial about it.
R: Last movie I watched?
Big Hero 6!
E: Religion?
Lapsed Protestant?
N: Favorite day of the year?
My birthday- Valentine’s Day!
L: Favorite band/singer?
Florence + the Machine is a love forever.
I: Eye color?
Bluish grayish greenish. With a bit of amber. Basically they’re just sort of puddles.
B: Where I’m from?
Born in Ohio, raised in Kentucky, moved to Tennessee, and now I’m in Florida.
T: Favorite male character from a TV show?
H: Favorite book?
NO THIS IS TOO HARD.
I’m going to go with Little Women, because I can read that a million times in a row.
O: Favorite Color
Blush pink!
W: Favorite Superhero
Most likely Starlord. Or Baymax.
Aries: Malfoy
Taurus: Remu Lupin
Gemini: Weasley twins
Cancer: Sirius
Leo: Harry
Virgo: Hermione
Libra: Dumbledore
Scorpio: Voldemort
Sagittarius: Hagrid
Capricorn: Snape
Aquarius: Luna Lovegood
Pisces: Neville
Hiccup’s contribution to my Halloween costume- burying himself under a pattern piece. Like he has literally hidden under it. (at The Dollhouse)
#1: the meaning behind your URL
I took it from a deleted song from Frozen! The situation isn’t the same (I’m not a neglected spare heir to the throne) but I connected with the feeling of “no one ever thinks I’m good enough.” So I took my URL from my favorite “like a button, like a horseshoe, like a girl who’s bad at metaphors.” (Listen to the song, it’ll make sense.)
#6: favorite band
I don’t really have a favorite band? I like Florence + the Machine, Kate Nash, Marina and the Diamonds, Death Cab for Cutie, Ludo, Bowling for Soup, Hozier, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Katy Perry…it’s a weird mix.
The Metaphor Girl 