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can’t find any normal socks
BRB, gonna go work out in black socks that have Christmas ornaments on them.
So last night Hiccup tried to eat part of a Starburst jelly bean bag and started choking.
First I freaked out a little bit.
Then I turned to my friend and said “HOW DO YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A CAT?!”
Then I lol’d.
(He was fine. I don’t even know if it was the wrapper; he was eating his kitty kibble and running around in the kitchen and I think the excitement was getting to him. He wheezed like six times and then was fine.)
(Although I did dream last night that he kept eating pen caps.)
this is how people react when I leave bagels in my purse until theyturn to hockey pucks
hurricanedanax replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.
Darling Caitlin, you are my favorite.
lemonpaperfingers replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.
Purse food does confundle the thought processes. I once found a poptart. It was no longer a poptart.
klemonademouth replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.
this is why I follow you.
thadthewarbler replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.
OMG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS
Just found a bagel in my purse.
How long has that been there?
well, crap. why do I always forget that I’m allergic to carrots?
Now my lips are swollen and my throat itches.
*lesigh*
SWEET MOTHER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, I HAVE NEWSIES KARAOKE.
WHERE DID THIS SWEET GOODNESS COME FROM?!
my sister just used the word "disapoofed" on Facebook.
#1: I’m keeping her.
#2: I’m stealing that word.
how on earth did I end up with four versions of "Belgium" by Bowlingfor Soup?
The best one is the polka version.
it’s only June, but I’ve spent most of today in a bra and gauchos
TENNESSEE Y U SO HOT?
I DID NOT SIGN UP TO LIVE IN AN INFERNO.
A CICADA-LACED INFERNO.
The Metaphor Girl 