Category Archives: literally me
why are there three jars of pickles in my fridge?
They’re all different kinds, too.
It’s like the time I was in the shower and realized there were five different razors and I was just like…what?
I’m doing God’s work here! Yesterday I kicked two nekkid people out of a garden!
–Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock (oh, how I love this show…)
I didn’t know how to stop eating my York peppermint patty pieces.
The bag fell off the couch.
Problem solved.
(I am a new kind of lazy.)
What I Should Be Doing:
-Unpacking my stuff from job #1 and packing up for job #2.
-Eating. Possibly a Grilled Cheesus.
-Putting dinner in the crockpot.
-Cleaning and unpacking.
What I Am Doing:
-laughing at gifs
I AM A TERRIBLE ADULT.
I ITCH. SO BAD.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM COVERED IN HIVES.
HIVES.
HIVES, EVERYWHERE.
HAVING FORTY-SEVEN ALLERGIES SUCKS LIKE AN ORECK.
HIIIIIIVES.
that awkward moment when you can’t find your phone, then realize you stuck it between your boobs for safekeeping
The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
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Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose intelligence is surest.”
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron’s affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine’s editor).
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron’s affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine’s editor).
Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot, and treat them just the same.”
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
YOU GUYS. I TOOK A TEST.
AND I TIED.
83 for both Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.
I’M A RAVENPUFF. 😀
Perfect. My favorite colors are blue and yellow. Now to figure out what my spirit animal would be…any ideas?
Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.
You know how you have something important, and you’re like “I’m going to put this somewhere safe so I don’t lose it”?
And then you don’t remember where that safe place was?
WHAT IS GOING ON?! I WAS SO SURE I WAS A HUFFLEPUFF! WHY AM I NOT A PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDER?!
SHOOT. I NEED THAT. I COULD BE SWIMMING IN $300 WORTH OF NEW SKIVVIES IF I CAN FIND THAT CARD.
CAITLIN WANTS HER NEW SKIVVIES.
Important lesson I have learned:
Writing whilst heavily medicated=total lack of grammar and sentence structure
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.
The Metaphor Girl 