literally me | The Metaphor Girl

I don’t have a problem what on earth are you talking about? (at Target Orlando SW)

Happy 24th anniversary to my first favorite princess! Beauty and the Beast was my first Disney movie in theaters and I completely fell in love with Belle and her story when I saw it. (Also please enjoy my terrible haircut and the cameo from @poisonapplecosplay) #beautyandthebeast

Today is my favorite mermaid’s birthday! (Or birthday of her story, at least.) I wasn’t allowed to see The Littler Mermaid until I was fifteen, but I fell in love immediately. And that summer I went on my first Disney trip since I was five years old. My patient father waited with me for nearly an hour so I could meet Ariel and I was so happy I nearly cried. Thanks for being such a spunky, joyful inspiration to an awkward little nerd, Ariel. #thelittlemermaid #ariel #awkwardbabynerdcaitlin (at Meet Ariel at Her Grotto)

You guys, I know I joke a lot that my cat’s favorite TV show is Futurama, but I tapped the shirt and said “look, Hiccup, it’s your friend Fry,” and he came over, licked Fry’s face, and started purring. #Futurama #phillipjfry #hiccupthecat

His paw is literally inside my flipflop I CANNOT. #hiccupthecat

themetaphorgirl:

When you’ve had a rough weekend, and you have a bath bomb called Dragon’s Egg, clearly there’s only one thing to do. #motherofdragons #valkanotdaenerys #lush #bathart

I’m also drinking rosé out of my plastic Frozen cup right now because I’m a classy bitch like that.

Not going to lie, this was a roller coaster of a day, but my dress made me feel like a fairy princess and @seanmocha is the nicest date a girl could ask for and now I have a kitten yelling for my attention so things are okay. #threenomsnowins #storyofmylife #butthisdresstho