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When I was teeny tiny I had the most beautiful Mary Poppins barbie that unfortunately was given away. Well…guess who I found again!!
#throwbackthursday to my one and only modeling gig. #formercutekid #nowfatanduglyadult
#throwbackthursday #clearlymeandhiccupinapastlife
mbti types as Disney rides
ESFJ: Rockin’ Rollercoaster
INTP: Spaceship Earth
ISTJ: Matterhorn
ENTP: Indiana Jones
ISFP: The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Undersea Adventure
INFP: Peter Pan’s Flight
ESFP: Great Movie Ride
ESTP: California Screamin’
ENTJ: Soarin’
ESTJ: Mickey’s Fun Wheel
INTJ: Haunted Mansion
ENFP: Big Thunder Mountain
ISTP: Tower of Terror
INFJ: It’s a Small World
ISFJ: Mad Tea Party
ENFJ: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
the signs texting
starts a conversation then never replies: SAGITTARIUS, libra
takes like 5 years to text back: capricorn, aries, aquarius
reads ur message but forgets to reply: taurus, pisces, cancer, leo
starts a conversation and tries to make it last: virgo, gemini, scorpio
I don’t date I…
Fuck: Scorpio, Libra, Aries
Make friends and then fall in love with them: Cancer, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
Forget to be social anywhere but the internet: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Taurus
So my son has two favorite TV shows now- Futurama and So You Think You Can Dance. (We totally want Jaja to win.)
signs response to ‘i love you’
okay: capricorn, virgo, scorpio
i love you too: aries, cancer, pisces
i love me too: gemini, leo, sagittarius
*nervous chuckle*: taurus, libra, aquarius
The Signs as The Holy Trinity of 21st century Marketing
Shrek: Leo, Gemini, Pisces, Taurus
Frozen: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Scorpio
Minions: Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aries
NO I WANNA BE SHREK GOD DAMMIT
The Metaphor Girl 