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the signs in the revolution against a dystopian society

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me-kasa:

Aries: dies right away before the revolution even starts(everybody: “Aries, no!”    you: “fuck, yes!”)

Taurus: survives by staying on the down low

Gemini: survives but is actually evil in the end by working for the bad guys 

Cancer: survives by lashing out and killing the most bad guys

Leo: probably “the chosen one”

Virgo: dies right before the end of the revolution

Libra: dies a martyr

Scorpio: the ruler of the dystopian society

Sagittarius: survives and brutally avenges the death of the mother you watched die in front of you at the hands of the government 

Capricorn: survives by using logic and manipulation

Aquarius: dies bc you refused to take a human life

Pisces: creator of the philosophical system of the dystopia

Every 10th question and then the additional one of your choice :)

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#10: List ten things off your bucket list

Gosh, do I even have a bucket list?? Um…I want to get married, have kids, own a house, publish a book. That’s pretty much it. 

#20: What is the most expensive thing you own?

My car- I’ve got payments on it for a while. But I drive a Chevy Sonic named Sven and he is my love.

#30: Favorite flower?

Pink peonies!

#40: Do you like anime?

I definitely had a weeaboo phase. Definitely. I don’t really watch anymore, but I still have a soft spot for a couple of series (Shaman King, Rurouni Kenshin, Fruits Basket, and Ouran High School Host Club mostly.)

#50: What was the last promise you made?

I promised Hiccup that Mommy would be home from work soon.

#60: If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?

#1: Be excellent to each other.

#2: No bronies allowed.

#3: Hiccup will be revered as my angelic sidekick.

#70: How many all nighters have you pulled?

Not many. I value my sleep too much.

#80: If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?

How dead do I have to be? Like…buried alive for three years, or in suspended animation, or am I just living as a hermit? Because if I could spend three years living alone with Netflix and emerge a million dollars richer, I would totally do it.

#90: If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?

2006. I would tell baby me to take the offer to be friends with Alice, transfer out of the college that was a terrible fit for me, and RUN VERY FAR AWAY from my current friends and boyfriend. Honey, they’re not your friends.

#100: How many hours have you spent on tumblr today?

I’ve checked it periodically throughout the day, so maybe like 30 minutes total? Ask me after my weekend, though.

#86: Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?

After much deliberation, wings. (It was a hard choice though.)

the signs as spies

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zodiac-galaxy:

aries: the totally dedicated spy that will crawl through air vents to break into places and snapchat their friends at the same time
taurus: the dependable spy that shows up last minute to help finish a fight and also their fake accents are on point
gemini: the inconspicuous spy that tries to listen in on a secret discussion but their phones goes off and their ringtone is like a hannah montana song and it blows their cover
cancer: the clumsy spy that doesn’t see the red laser censors and just walks through them and gets caught but somehow escapes lol
leo: the badass spy that knows all these ninja moves but when it comes to actually fighting they resort to pulling their enemy’s hair but if the enemy touches their hair they’re dead
virgo: the analytical spy that spots details and clues that no one else notices and ends up saving the day almost every time
libra: the chill spy that flies their helicopter to starbucks before starting their secret mission bc priorities
scorpio: the seductive spy that stealthily collects the enemy’s secrets but can barely breathe bc their hot spy outfit is too tight oops
sagittarius: the irresponsible spy that somehow ends up with the task of saving the entire world even though they’re the type of person that would push a red button that says “do not push”
capricorn: the classy spy that wears sunglasses with a formal outfit and looks so professional that even james bond is lowkey jealous
aquarius: the spy that thinks they’re kim possible and says “what’s the sitch” too much
pisces: the weird spy that tells everyone to call them some wacky code name and accidentally gives out classified information