dapperzack and I are at the Icon movie night watching Star Wars on the big screen and can we just talk about how beautiful young Mark Hamill is?? Eleven year old Caitlin was totally in love back in the day.
Also there is free popcorn and free pomegranate lemonade and I am overjoyed.
(Although I have to keep going on tumblr to stay awake. I’m old. I might have to break out the energy drink I packed for emergencies.)
Someone put a table just for me in the breakroom. #yallsomeonefindmeagoodman (at The Great Movie Ride)
My name is spelled wrong again (what else is new?) but I FINALLY made track talk for the first time in nearly a year!! #needanewname #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
“Speaking of cartoon butts…”
“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”
“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”
“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”
(Toy Story.
She meant Toy Story.)
If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
My absolute FAVORITE thing is when doing an A show and I drive straight through gangster and I hear people complaining that “ugh, this ride used to be SO much better, you used to stop in that scene and this gangster guy came out and WHY aren’t we stopping does the girl not know what she’s doing??”
I just laugh. Maniacally.
“Is that a potato chip or a gold dubloon? Oh. Never mind. It’s a Mickey sticker.”
A lady told me the other day on my show that I sound just like Minnie Mouse (which actually is not the first time I’ve heard that). I think that’s the new life goal- replace Russi Taylor as the official Minnie voice when she retires.
Who forgot to bring her coat to work? Who was stuck at front usher for two hours in the morning? WHO IS NOW A CAITLINSICLE? #poorchoices #ithoughtilivedinflorida #iamadelicateflower (at The Great Movie Ride)
The Metaphor Girl 