dragonescence:

themetaphorgirl:

“How was your day yesterday, Caitlin?”

“A lady walked into my hand while I was gesturing and my fingers went up her nose. So that pretty much sums it up.”

Dude. I bet nothing fazes you anymore.

I have encountered so much downright stupidity at Disney that now when weird things happen I’m just like “heh, I can’t wait to put this on tumblr…”

in honor of Star Tours’s 25th anniversary, I shall now share my favorite Star Tours story.

It’s a classic.

So the gate agent was checking the cabin and whatnot, “pull on the yellow strap,” all that jazz, and a lady had her backpack on, and the gate agent was like “ma’am, your bag has to go under your seat.”

And the woman looked confused and horrified, and said “baby go under seat?”

And lo and behold, she take the backpack off and turns it around…

AND THERE IS A BABY.

Baby did not go under seat. Baby and mother were hastily escorted out for a rider swap.

But now it is a custom amongst us spaceport agents to yell “baby under seat?” at each other. It’s like our traditional greeting. To which the proper reply is “Ehhh, together, family!”

Happy 25th, Star Tours!! I have loved my past year and a half being part of the spaceport and I am so proud to be part of the Star Wars legacy. Here’s to 25 more years of launching into hyperspace! #flight1401 #88789 #howdowegetbacktoourstartoursterminal #startours #starwars (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

we’re playing the Poop Game in the GMR breakroom

dancnqn5:

disneymagicman:

themetaphorgirl:

themetaphorgirl:

Enchanted Poops with Belle

The Mad Poop Party

Poop of Presidents

Expedition Poop

Splash Poop

Big Thunder Poop

Mister Toad’s Wild Poop

Enchanted Poop Room (imagine the theme song oh my god)

Voyage of the Little Poop

In…

Seven Dwarves Poop Train

Spaceship Poop
Toy Story Poop Mania
Snow White’s Poop Adventures
Carousel of PoopYep I’m right there with the mature but not at all…

There’s also a video of Gabe singing the Tiki Room theme as the Poop Room while he kind-of twerks. It’s on Facebook.

we’re playing the Poop Game in the GMR breakroom