Tina and Louise Belcher are causing mayhem at the starport today! (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

Sorry about the delay, folks, but I don’t wanna wun a wed light.

Actual mistake I made on my tour today. I AM DUMB.

So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.

(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)

15Nov2014

A new kind of weird at Star Tours

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A party of six stopped me from loading because they had to examine every pair of flight glasses, and when they finally made their choices THEY PULLED OUT HAND SANITIZER AND CLEANED THE LENSES.

I was like “we do clean those, you know; they’re used once and then we run them through a giant dishwasher.”

They were like “oh…we didn’t think you cleaned them.”

I CANNOT ROLL MY EYES HARD ENOUGH.

Starting my day with the backstage Star Tours tour! I wore my Han Solo dress and got to go in the luggage pit, so I count it as a success. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

12Nov2014

Oh my god my gangster high fived me on the Anubis stage. During the show. SHE HIGH FIVED ME.

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#blessed

Apparently if you put a frozen lasagna in the gangster microwave for 36 minutes…the whole ride smells like lasagna.

So yes. Today the Great Movie Ride smells like lasagna, thanks to Mugsy Toccata.

Balloony and I think it’s too early for this. (Poor Balloony was abandoned at glass doors three days ago and has lived here ever since. His villain origin story has begun, methinks.) (at The Great Movie Ride)

There’s hot chocolate in the breakroom. #soblessed (there’s also a fleeting glimpse of a gangster in the corner…even gangsters like “hot co-co-ah,” as Mugsy calls it.) (at The Great Movie Ride)