I got a new nickname today.

themetaphorgirl:

Polly Pocket.

I am in love. I’m going to get that on a nametag.

And an entertainment CM rode my show and told me I should audition because I’m so cute and expressive and I’ve got great arm gestures. So that pretty much made my day.

Reblogging to add that also Donald Duck parked a stroller for me today. Like I was walking over to park it and he ran over and took it from me and parked it beautifully and blew me kisses. It was a magical moment.

actual conversation at work today

Guy: “We had fastpasses for Kali River Rapids, and it broke down, and they said we could use our fastpasses for any other attraction, so…”
Me: “…”
Guy: “…”
Me: “Yeah, that’s out of my jurisdiction…that’s a completely different park…”
Guy: “LET ME JUST SCAN MY FASTPASS THOUGH.”
*He does. I silently show him the iPad that says “no selections made”
Guy: “Huh. Okay.”