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I didn’t know it was possible to do the Great Movie Ride without the Anubis scene…but I just did a show with no Anubis scene.

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dapperzack and I are at the Icon movie night watching Star Wars on the big screen and can we just talk about how beautiful young Mark Hamill is?? Eleven year old Caitlin was totally in love back in the day.

Also there is free popcorn and free pomegranate lemonade and I am overjoyed.

(Although I have to keep going on tumblr to stay awake. I’m old. I might have to break out the energy drink I packed for emergencies.)

Someone put a table just for me in the breakroom. #yallsomeonefindmeagoodman (at The Great Movie Ride)

My name is spelled wrong again (what else is new?) but I FINALLY made track talk for the first time in nearly a year!! #needanewname #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)

23Feb2015

actual quotes from GMR

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“Speaking of cartoon butts…”

“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”

“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”

actual guest question

“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”

(Toy Story.

She meant Toy Story.)

If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

Can we talk about how unfortunate it can be when you have normal glasses and sunglasses at the same time? (and then add 3D glasses on top of that; then I really look like a weirdo.) (at Streets of America)