Oh, hat. You’ve seen me through some interesting times. Like when I got screamed at during Frozen fireworks. And when I got screamed at during Block Party Bash. And when I projectile bled during High School Musical 3. But now it’s time for us to part, and I’m fine with that. #movethathat2k15 #byefelicia (at Sorcerer’s Hat)

one of my favorite coworkers collected a bunch of her favorite guest moments over the holiday weeks and I got her permission to post these. And thank goodness, because they’re hilarious and I want to share them.

80 year old woman: “Oh, I’m so sorry I’m late, I was shaking my thang over at the dance party.”

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10 year old boy: “I think I’ll go to the dark side because I kind of want to kill my little brother.”
his extremely confused little brother: “Wait.. What?”

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very responsible mother: “Here’s my stroller, you’ll leave it at the exit of the ride?”
coworker: “Yes, but ma’am I need you to please take your child from the stroller.”
very responsible mother: 
“Oh no it’s ok, I trust you, we’ll be back after the ride.”

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12 year old girl in the front row: “Ohh, so Tarzan had abs. See mom, that’s why he’s my favorite.”

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10 year old boy: “Yeah, I didn’t want to go on this ride because I wanted to have some time away from my siblings” 

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7 year old boy (as he ran straight into the line when we’d been open for 15 minutes): “The Great Movie Ride!! I love this ride!!”

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18 year old girl :“Wait.. Who is Dick Van Dyke? I’ve never even heard of him, he can’t be that famous.”

Postcards from the edge: GMR in the height of holiday crowd madness

themetaphorgirl:

-it is 6:56 in the morning why are we here?

-I have coffee and an energy drink. I should combine them.

-“Whoever scheduled Keisha at 7:15 is a really sexy tumor.”

-Matt is eating four cheeseburgers for breakfast.

-“I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.” “Just shake it…

More updates:

-I am eating more pizza.

-also Cathy brought us M&Ms.

-*pointing to Mary Poppins* “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?” “Footlight Parade?” No, dude, that was three movies ago.

-Suzy got Famous Amos cookies and I totally thought she said Famous Anus. Oops.

-Somebody barfed on a vehicle.

-Apparently somebody barfed on the track all the way through Mummies to Tarzan and we had to close to clean it. Still not as bad as the kid who once barfed from Alien to Finale.

-Tim Allen was here! He was nice.

-I’ve done six shows so far.

Postcards from the edge: GMR in the height of holiday crowd madness