A four year old punched me in the uterus, that’s how my day is going.
Category Archives: theme park life
Is today Bring Your Idiot to Hollywood Studios Day today?
actual quote from the Great Movie Ride
Alex is my favoritest person in the world and he painted my face to make me look like an ice queen!! What a great way to start my weekend. (And now I’m going to Target. Which is my favorite place.) (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
BEST PART OF WORKING CONVENTIONS IS GETTING GLOWSTICKS. (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
today on this episode of “I can deny it no longer, I am small.”
I have to jump to get onto the ride vehicle. Like I put my hands on the sides and do this little preliminary hop before I have enough momentum to get to the driver’s seat.
This is embarrassing.
I Would Have Been On Time But I Had To Park In Guest Parking: A Tale of Tragedy from Disney’s Hollywood Studios
It’s just so awkward. Like I’m walking by all these people with fanny packs and tank tops being all like “pay no attention to the girl in black polyester mom pants and idiotic red hat, there’s nothing to see here…”
Gangster smells like popcorn and I don’t think that’s fair.
Can we talk about how this hat is my least favorite thing? #greatmovieride (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
upon entering the Fantasia scene
Kid #1: “Where are we? Is this a sewer?!? Are we in a sewer?!?”
Kid #2: “I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.”
Kid #1: “We’re in a sewer.”
a horror story from the great movie ride
So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.
An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.
Ummmm.
It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…
And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…
OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.
There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.
#neverforget
#peebag2014
The Metaphor Girl 