Snuck out on my 30 to get caffeine, since I extended into a 12 hour shift. And I’m totally incognito, right? Because those are definitely not the cuffs of my GMR shirt sticking out. Definitely. #tourguideindisguise (at The Trolley Car Café)
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going to work the day after Dapper Day is rough, man.
I literally just wandered around in a circle on the GMR dock and then went “um…Imma…I need juice. ”
I’m going to drink some juice now.
I didn’t know it was possible to do the Great Movie Ride without the Anubis scene…but I just did a show with no Anubis scene.
Someone put a table just for me in the breakroom. #yallsomeonefindmeagoodman (at The Great Movie Ride)
My name is spelled wrong again (what else is new?) but I FINALLY made track talk for the first time in nearly a year!! #needanewname #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
actual quotes from GMR
“Speaking of cartoon butts…”
“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”
“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”
actual guest question
“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”
(Toy Story.
She meant Toy Story.)
If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
My absolute FAVORITE thing is when doing an A show and I drive straight through gangster and I hear people complaining that “ugh, this ride used to be SO much better, you used to stop in that scene and this gangster guy came out and WHY aren’t we stopping does the girl not know what she’s doing??”
I just laugh. Maniacally.
“Is that a potato chip or a gold dubloon? Oh. Never mind. It’s a Mickey sticker.”
Thanks, Katie. Quote of the day.
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