This has turned into our “crazy peeing guest” storytelling session.
Have I told the story about the kid who peed in a bottle at Star Tours?
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it is only 10 in the morning and already:
-I’ve done three shows (plus two dead ones, but that doesn’t count)
-someone has barfed
-the people in my row one made fun of me for the entirety of my show
-the people in my row twelve liked me so much they took a selfie with me
Oy.
it is now 2:25 in the afternoon and:
-I have done seven shows
-a guest jumped off a vehicle and ran down the track
-we have a 75 minute wait
-another group in rows 2 and 3 made fun of me for the whole show. Listen, y’all, I don’t speak Spanish but I know when I’m being teased.
-a lady in row two sucked on her dentures for the entire show and I nearly code V’d.
-a bunch of kids started banging on an emergency exit door, that incidentally leads to our break room, so Sean banged back and made a baby cry in terror.
OH MY GOD SOMEONE JUMPED OFF THE VEHICLE AND IS SOMEWHERE IN THE TRACK
why does maintenance bay always smell like kitty litter?
well THAT just happened
Elderly Man: *puts his hand on my shoulder* “Can you tell an old marine where the smoking section is?”
Me: *explains*
Elderly Man: *looks me up and down with his hand still on my shoulder* “I’d say God bless you, but…if this was the old days you’d be blessing me.”
Me: “…oh my goodness.”
*once he’s out of earshot*
Amanda: “What was that about??”
Me: “…I think he said that if this was the old days he would bang me.”
apparently I have a weird voice, because this happened at Star Tours yesterday.
Me: “Hi there! Party of three? Here’s your flight glasses, we’ll find a gate for y’all.”
Ten Year Old Boy: “Do they pay you to talk like that?”
Me: “…no. I just naturally talk like Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls.”
oh my god Josh just said I should have answered with “DO THEY PAY YOU TO WEAR THAT MASK? OH WAIT THAT’S YOUR FACE.”
That would have gone over real well, I’m sure.
“Hey, Caitlin, how’s the spaceport going?” LIKE THIS. #ohmylord
What do I do after eight hours giving tours into the movies? Why, clearly I need to go to space! #startours #nothingbutstartours #bringonthecaffeineyall #whatevenismyfacialexpression (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
my coordinator snuck up behind me and started to tip me back in my chair and what comes out of my mouth?
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM TRYING TO EAT MY FRUIT CUP”
“How was your day yesterday, Caitlin?”
“A lady walked into my hand while I was gesturing and my fingers went up her nose. So that pretty much sums it up.”
Dude. I bet nothing fazes you anymore.
I have encountered so much downright stupidity at Disney that now when weird things happen I’m just like “heh, I can’t wait to put this on tumblr…”
The Metaphor Girl 