Can we talk about how this hat is my least favorite thing? #greatmovieride (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)

upon entering the Fantasia scene

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Kid #1: “Where are we? Is this a sewer?!? Are we in a sewer?!?”

Kid #2: “I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.”

Kid #1: “We’re in a sewer.”

a horror story from the great movie ride

themetaphorgirl:

dancnqn5:

themetaphorgirl:

sean-michael-mocha:

themetaphorgirl:

So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.

An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.

Ummmm.

It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…

And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…

OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.

There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.

#neverforget

#peebag2014

a horror story from the great movie ride

Going to the Great Movie Ride on my first program was absolutely a dream come true. Coming back was even better. I was lucky to have the amazing Jamie Kern as my first trainer, and then the absolutely wonderful Tracy Fox to be my mom the second time around (and JB for a day). I’m the girl with two handprints, and I couldn’t be happier or more blessed that I got a second time to come back to the movies. #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)

28Sep2014

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The awkward moment when you’re up in Anubis and you think you were tucking your red shirt back in only to get back on your vehicle and be all like oh wow no I tucked my blazer into my pants like a weirdo.

So then I was going through Tarzan being all like “EVERYONE LOOK AT THE MONKEY YOU GUYS NO ONE NOTICE THE TOUR GUIDE PULLING HER BLAZER OUT OF HER PANTS.”

Geez, Clint, why are you so much taller than me? #imamunchkin #greatmovieprideday #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride (at The Great Movie Ride)

Pondering deep thoughts in Anubis. #onceamovierider #greatmovieprideday #slowmovingtramride (at The Great Movie Ride)

Happy #greatmovieprideday! I was so thrilled to be placed at my favorite attraction on my first college program. It was a fabulous six months of tours into the movies, and I bawled like a baby on my last show because I thought I’d never come back. But here I am, still running from Mugsy and turning bad guys into skeletons and screaming at the witch. Once a movie rider, always a movie rider, but I’m so glad to be back for real. #slowmovingtramride (at The Great Movie Ride)

Olaf is a Great Movie Rider, in case you were wondering. #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride #olaf #frozen #hesnotbandittrainedyetthough (at The Great Movie Ride)